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Song Parodies -> "Time But No Reason"

Original Song Title:

"Time of the Season"

Original Performer:

Zombies

Parody Song Title:

"Time But No Reason"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Never golfed, never will.
I got time and no reason
When the sun gets high
For this time, give to me an iron
And let it fly
With shaky hands

To take you and my son to
pricey greens
To show every one
It’s the time but no reason for golfing

What’s this game?
(It’s so lame)
Where’s my caddy?
(Careless laddie, he bitch)
Likes to bitch like me

Bellyachin’
(Bellyachin”)
All the time
(Everytime we go)
To play through on the seventh hole
Moving very slowly
Yellin’ “Fore”
I really need to “go”
It’s the time but no reason for golfing

What’s this game?
(It’s so lame)
Where’s my caddy?
(Careless laddie, he bitch)
Likes to bitch like me

Hits the lake in
(Swings he’s takin’)
All the time
(Every time he blows)
He blows shots, twenty over par
Hittin’ it so slowly
Missed the putt
I really want to go
We got time but no reason for golfing



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Meriadoc - August 26, 2008 - Report this comment
This one isn't under par by any means. :-)
Ann Hammond - August 26, 2008 - Report this comment
he he he he
little007cakes - August 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Let's wish a happy 78th Birthday, today to the ~Great 007~, Sir Sean Connery, who is not a bad duffer, either!!
Tim Mayfield - August 26, 2008 - Report this comment
I suppose the crabgrass is named after golfer temperaments. This one is on par for a parody. And they claim golf is a relaxing sport, who're they kidding?
Peregrin - August 27, 2008 - Report this comment
Good one Rick! Tim, golf IS relaxing! So long as you hit about 100 shots exactly as you would like to. In a row. :)
Tim Mayfield - August 28, 2008 - Report this comment
Peregrin, I would have thought 18 shots exactly as I would like to would suffice. :-)

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