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Song Parodies -> "I Can See More Piles"

Original Song Title:

"I Can See For Miles"

Original Performer:

Who

Parody Song Title:

"I Can See More Piles"

Parody Written by:

Andy Primus

The Lyrics

(Doctor)
An’ now you’ve bent for me your cheeks I will prise
Can you use the lav coz it’s tragic ‘tween your thighs

I can see more piles an’ piles an’ piles an’ piles an’ piles…up there

An’ I think that more will grow until the little fix is made
So now I’ve seen you I just think that we should do things here today

So now I’ll poke at you…I’ll make a joke of it too
You’re gonna run that mile…because in a while

You’ll be free of piles an’ piles
You’ll be free of piles an’ piles
You’ll be free of piles an’ piles an’ piles an’ piles an’ piles…up there

(Patient)
You took a scalpel and I trusted you then you cut my grapes away
I saw you holdin’ lots of other tools an’ nearly lost the nerve to stay

Now I’m glad I’m free…’roids hung out of me
But you had to hand file…which you said was vile

I’m now free of piles an’ piles
I’m now free of piles an’ piles
I’m now free of piles an’ piles an’ piles an’ piles an’ piles…up there

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An’ now you’ve relieved me there’s joy in my eyes
I’m now free of pain, it feels magic ‘tween my thighs

I’m now free of piles an’ piles an’ piles an’ piles an’ piles…up there

A thorough scour an’ I check my hole, not used to havin’ clear days
I thought I’d do the deed an’ kissed a gal, she wants it now she says

An’ so a poke is due…she’s gonna choke on it too
I’m gonna do things vile…because that’s my style

I’m now free of piles an’ piles
I’m now free of piles an’ piles
I’m now free of piles an’ piles an’ piles an’ piles an’ piles an’ piles an’ piles an’ piles

I’m now free of piles an’ piles
I’m now free of piles an’ piles
I’m now free of piles an’ piles
I’m now free of piles an’ piles

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Leo Keough - May 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Great title switch!!! - Great parody!!! - 555 moisturized witch hazel pads Tucked away for you!!!
alvin - May 07, 2009 - Report this comment
i can see more fives
Christie Marie M - May 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Alvin's right! Now there's 5's all piled up in there!!!
Invisible Boy - May 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Here are some more 5s to add to your pile.
This one did make me squirm a little...
Jim Rotondo - May 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Wall to wall hilarity. Rectum? Darn near killed 'em with three 5's, no butts about it.
Timmy1000 - May 07, 2009 - Report this comment
I'll just pile on some more 5's.
Mark Scotti - May 07, 2009 - Report this comment
You are right on top of the pile with this one! 5's as well
John Barry - May 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Call me a "Pile"ophile.
AFW - May 07, 2009 - Report this comment
A cut above...er, below
Andy Primus - May 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks to Leo, Alvin, Christie, I Boy, Jim, Tim, Mark, John & AFW
Guy - May 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Customer: I have a terrible case of the piles - what would you recommend for relief?
Pharmacy Clerk: I recommend Prep. H.
Customer: Really now? Can you direct me to the medicine?
Pharmacy Clerk: Why certainly sir - walk this way.
Customer: If I could walk that way I wouldn't need the Prep H.

You have amASSed a fine pile of fives. I'm piling on. Fun read and a fave OS to boot.
Andy Primus - May 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks Guy - good gag (an oldie but goodie)
Peregrin - August 12, 2012 - Report this comment
Referred by Meriadoc: Great stuff to a great OS. This line "I saw you holdin’ lots of other tools an’ nearly lost the nerve to stay" - hardly differs from the original, but the minor changes you made fit perfectly in the parody. Doncha love it when it comes together like that?
Andy Primus - August 12, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks Peregrin - yeah, great OS & band. I've been a Who fan since I was a kid so I've now done 9 parodies of their singles.
Yeah, it's great when it comes together like that.
LOL. Security code is VD2 - would've been very appropriate for my Substitute (Prostitute) one!

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