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Song Parodies -> "Paintball Wizard"

Original Song Title:

"Pinball Wizard"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Paintball Wizard"

Parody Written by:

Mikey F

The Lyrics

Ever since I was a young boy
I shot the tiny ball
from snipers to the fighting
I must have shot them all
but I aint seen nothing like him
in any paint-ballin' hall
that dumb deaf and blind kid
sure shoots a mean paint ball

he stands up like a statue
shoots out like a machine
cant hear them balls a shootin
always comes out clean
plays by intuition
makes his opponents fall
that dumb deaf and blind kid
sure shoots a mean paintball

Hes a paint ball wizard
there has to be a twist
hes a paintball wizard
got such a steady wrist
How do ya think he shot it
I dont know
what makes him so good

He aint got no destractions
cant hear the shots of shells
Dont see his team a shootin'
plays through sence of smell
always shoots the bad guy
never loads at all
that dumb deaf and blind kid
sure shoots a mean paint ball

I thought I was the best at paint balling
but I just handed my paint ball crown to him

Even at my usual battle
He can kill my men
His disiple lead him in
He just does the rest
Hes got crazy trigger fingers
dont get shot at all
that dumb deaf and blind kid
sure shoots a mean paint ball

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Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 29

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 5   20

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Jonathan - December 02, 2002 - Report this comment
He might as well just replace "pin" with "paint" and rewrite the song.
Greg Stuart - September 13, 2004 - Report this comment
This song is awsome.

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