Song Parodies -> Di'rrhea
| Original Song Title: | "Maria" |
| Original Performer: | West Side Story Cast |
| Parody Song Title: | "Di'rrhea" |
| Parody Written by: | Rick Duncan |
I know, yuk!
Di'rrhea..
How I wish I could have a solid turd!
Di'rrhea, Di'rrhea, Di'rrhea, Di'rrhea
Oh, the terrible sounds from the head my poor wife has heard
Di'rrhea, Di'rrhea, Di'rrhea, Di'rrhea
Di'rrhea!
I have a bad case of di'rrhea
I'm running to the can
And sitting here again
Poor me!
Di'rrhea
I won't miss this case of di'rrhea
Oh please turn off the tap
Of ever-flowing crap
Like pee
Di'rrhea!
Fartin' loud and the kids complaining
Windows wide and the undies are staining
Di'rrhea!
I want an end to this di'rrhea
How I wish I could make a solid turd!
Di'rrhea!
How I wish I could have a solid turd!
Di'rrhea, Di'rrhea, Di'rrhea, Di'rrhea
Oh, the terrible sounds from the head my poor wife has heard
Di'rrhea, Di'rrhea, Di'rrhea, Di'rrhea
Di'rrhea!
I have a bad case of di'rrhea
I'm running to the can
And sitting here again
Poor me!
Di'rrhea
I won't miss this case of di'rrhea
Oh please turn off the tap
Of ever-flowing crap
Like pee
Di'rrhea!
Fartin' loud and the kids complaining
Windows wide and the undies are staining
Di'rrhea!
I want an end to this di'rrhea
How I wish I could make a solid turd!
Di'rrhea!
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I was thinking of doing this one but you got to the toilet before me. Nice job.
Nice. Keeping with the Westside theme, you could follow up with "I Feel Sh*tty"
Let me run some 5s your way.
I ain't got no diahrrea
I ain't got no turds at all
Parody of "Santeria" by Sublime that'll never be done by myself. 5s on this
I ain't got no turds at all
Parody of "Santeria" by Sublime that'll never be done by myself. 5s on this
Patrick beat me to it... if not that, then you could always do the S**t song:
Here come the s**ts, yeah
And it isn't sweet
Sitting twenty-four hours
On a cold toilet seat...
..Red Ant - I thought that was to "Another brick in the bowl"
Here come the s**ts, yeah
And it isn't sweet
Sitting twenty-four hours
On a cold toilet seat...
..Red Ant - I thought that was to "Another brick in the bowl"
LOL Phil, it works for that too. The lyrics for "Santeria" are this:
I don't pratice santeria, I ain't got no crystal ball... The "cadence" is much different from "ABITW".
I don't pratice santeria, I ain't got no crystal ball... The "cadence" is much different from "ABITW".
A breath of fresh air (?) Open the window..LOL 5's
No sh*t that was funny.
Too much haggis, Highlander?
Yeah, yuck.
Please do not do these! I don't like to read them! (And I didn't read this one, by the way).
Neither did I, apparently. But I'll tell you one thing for sure: parodies of this subject matter are bad.
The only really bad parodies are boring parodies.
This one is boring.
After hearing this, how's about a few lines from 'sittin' atop the bidet'
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