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Song Parodies -> "Di'rrhea"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

West Side Story Cast

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

I know, yuk!
How I wish I could have a solid turd!
Di'rrhea, Di'rrhea, Di'rrhea, Di'rrhea
Oh, the terrible sounds from the head my poor wife has heard
Di'rrhea, Di'rrhea, Di'rrhea, Di'rrhea

I have a bad case of di'rrhea
I'm running to the can
And sitting here again
Poor me!

I won't miss this case of di'rrhea
Oh please turn off the tap
Of ever-flowing crap
Like pee

Fartin' loud and the kids complaining
Windows wide and the undies are staining

I want an end to this di'rrhea
How I wish I could make a solid turd!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 10

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 5   10

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Silly Willie - June 24, 2005 - Report this comment
I was thinking of doing this one but you got to the toilet before me. Nice job.
Patrick Yoness - June 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice. Keeping with the Westside theme, you could follow up with "I Feel Sh*tty"
Rick C - June 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Let me run some 5s your way.
Red Ant - June 24, 2005 - Report this comment
I ain't got no diahrrea
I ain't got no turds at all
Parody of "Santeria" by Sublime that'll never be done by myself. 5s on this
Phil Alexander - June 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Patrick beat me to it... if not that, then you could always do the S**t song:
Here come the s**ts, yeah
And it isn't sweet
Sitting twenty-four hours
On a cold toilet seat...

..Red Ant - I thought that was to "Another brick in the bowl"
Red Ant - June 24, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL Phil, it works for that too. The lyrics for "Santeria" are this:
I don't pratice santeria, I ain't got no crystal ball... The "cadence" is much different from "ABITW".
Adagio - June 24, 2005 - Report this comment
A breath of fresh air (?) Open the window..LOL 5's
PMS - June 24, 2005 - Report this comment
No sh*t that was funny.
Johnny D - June 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Too much haggis, Highlander?
Kat - June 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Yeah, yuck.
Mr critic - June 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Please do not do these! I don't like to read them! (And I didn't read this one, by the way).
Icky Ticky Tavi - June 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Neither did I, apparently. But I'll tell you one thing for sure: parodies of this subject matter are bad.
Agrimorfee - June 28, 2005 - Report this comment
The only really bad parodies are boring parodies.
Guest - November 22, 2005 - Report this comment
This one is boring.
Jerome Horwitz - April 07, 2006 - Report this comment
After hearing this, how's about a few lines from 'sittin' atop the bidet'

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