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Song Parodies -> "I Feel Titty"

Original Song Title:

"I Feel Pretty"

Original Performer:

West Side Story Cast

Parody Song Title:

"I Feel Titty"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

This is a MEDICAL parody about the importance of breast exams. I just needed the rhyme, Chucky!
DR. MARIO:

I feel titties
Womens' titties
Check those titties and kitties for "C"!
Job is gritty
But I've got my medical degree

They're disrobing
Now disrobing
They disrobe when the probing they feel!
Many titties
And I even find a few are real

See a pretty girl in my office here
Just another patient to me
Such a breast exam
Such an X-ray too
Such a sonogram
Such a pretty fee!

I feel 'ginas
And the rectum
There's no minus inspectin' all day
There's a nurse
Keeping all the lawsuits away

NURSES:

Have you met our medic Mario?
The friendliest kind of a doc?
You'll be in good hands when you see him
He's the one who always keeps his thing in his jock

You think you've a sore
You think you've a pain
Come in through our door
The cure he'll explain

Our Doc is the best
He'll find your disease
He'll run every test
And won't ever tease

Don't come in here with
That HMO
We like to get paid
Kaiser's too slow

Modesty keep
Inside of your home
When we must peep
Your bod's our own

DR. MARIO:

I feel titty
Lots of titty
And this city gives bosoms to me!
Big and bitty
Glad that most of them are cancer free

NURSES: "open wide sit in this chair this won't hurt a bit..."

DR. MARIO:

I feel coozie
I feel bottom
Every floozie that's got 'em I see
And more titty
And my days are often long for me

Nurses and Doc, etc...........

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Johnny D - August 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Great parody, Rick, 5's, and don't worry, Chucky has rescinded his sex-ban on Amiright, because he posted "Strokin' My Bone":

http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/randytravis0.shtml
Johnny D - August 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Oops, looks like I spoke too soon, Chucky apparently just deleted Mike Minnick's hilarious masturbation parody "Strokin' My Bone". Oh well.
Arwen - August 24, 2004 - Report this comment
I loved this, Rick! Totally made me giggle...=) 5s...
alvin rhodes - August 24, 2004 - Report this comment
and i feel.....like givin' ya some fives
John Barry - August 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Congrats, Rick. My "I Feel Titty" (about Schwarzengger groping women) got rejected.
Dee Range - August 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Don't know this, but fun to read
K1chyd - August 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Rick: That explanation is right up there with the "Breast Men" movie with David Schwimmer from Friends having being made for the importance of having a documentary made about implant history. :-)
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0783112610.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
Ap­parently at Amazon it is "out of stock". :-)
Spock - August 24, 2004 - Report this comment
The Vulcan Science Directorate has received a full report of my hands-on research into the texture and malleability of the human mammary gland:
http://users.adelphia.net/~aurora96/fanfiction/spock.jpg
Ashkicksass - August 24, 2004 - Report this comment
"Big and Bitty" made me LOL! Alot!
Mr Critic - August 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Distinctly average. 533
MewSword - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Sort of gross but funny as hell

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