-> "Cross Eyed Girl"
Original Song Title:
"Brown Eyed Girl"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Cross Eyed Girl"
The Lyrics
Your right eye looks left
Your left eye looks right
Please be my girlfriend
Cause you're out of sight!
Pitching and a bumblin', hey, hey
Tripping and a stumblin'
Going for our morning walk and (who--)
Who's seeing double? It's you!
My cross eyed girl
And you, my cross eyed girl
Oh, how did it happen?
That morning was so slow
Sitting down at the front desk
You were...staring down at your nose
Mama tried to tell you, "Stop that!
Or they will get stuck that way!"
Seven hours later
She drove to the eye doctor with you
My cross eyed girl
You my cross eyed girl
The doctor gave a test
You had to read:
F
B C
P T E O
B Z F E D O
Try line five:
F C L T B
T E P O L F D Z
Just like that.
So hard to find your way
Taking out telephone poles
I saw you just the other day
Down in a hole
I hope you wouldn't cheat on me
I know you've got a wandering eye, but
It made me feel so good when
You said you'd always fall for me
My cross eyed girl
And you, my crossed eyed girl
The doctor gave a test
You had to read:
F
B C
P T E O
B Z F E D O
Try line five:
F C L T B
T E P O L F D Z
Just like that.
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Overall Rating: | 4.7 | |
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