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Song Parodies -> "I've Screwed Up My World"

Original Song Title:

"Brown-Eyed Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Van Morrison

Parody Song Title:

"I've Screwed Up My World"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

More cautionary tales...
Hey, where'd the weed go?
Dazed - what is my name ?
Drank too much Gallo
Layin' here all lame
Giggling and a mumbling all day
Stumbling and I'm droolin'
Tripping and I'm falling;
Head hurts from bumpin', it do
So drunk I hurl
Sure screwed up my world

Don't know what happened
What day? I don't know
Burnt out my own mind
When I was doing 'blow'
Ran right through a stoplight, crashing
Drove right through this big brick wall
So ripped now I'm hiding
Won't be long 'til the cops call; I'm screwed
And still I hurl
I've screwed up my world

I don't remember what I'm s'posed to say
Hah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, oh duh
Hah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, oh duh
Hah, oh duh

I'm so screwed up today
I did that on my own
I'm certain that some day I'll pay
For always being stoned
Lost my memory somewhere, for sure
Most times I'll too numb to think about it
Always toking on strong grass
Makes me act so damn dumb; it's true
My brain has curled
Fried my brain; it's curled

Still can't remember what I did today
Hah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, oh duh
Hah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, oh duh
Hah, oh duh (Oh sh*t, I'm f*cked)
(Repeat both to fade)

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Adagio - May 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Good one, Paul
Johnny D - May 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Some bits and pieces sound all too familiar.......'nuff said! 555
Paul Robinson - May 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Adagio & Johnny D - Thank you!
Bob Gomez - May 20, 2004 - Report this comment
More intelligible than a lot of Van Morrison songs! d;:^)
MrMacphisto - May 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Paul... this is one of the best ones I've read by you.... The lyrics fit so well with Morrison's mumbling voice....
Mari D - May 20, 2004 - Report this comment
I really like the way you used the original words and feel for this one, especially with "Where'd my weed go"...
Paul Robinson - May 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Bob, Macphisto & Mari D - Thanks! This one was fun to write and more fun to sing.
alvin rhodes - May 20, 2004 - Report this comment
great job on a difficult song...hats off to you, paul...wow...5s
Paul Robinson - May 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Alvin, many thanks!
Meriadoc - May 21, 2004 - Report this comment
This one was great! :-D
Paul Robinson - May 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Mer - Thank!

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