Hey, where'd the weed go?
Dazed - what is my name ?
Drank too much Gallo
Layin' here all lame
Giggling and a mumbling all day
Stumbling and I'm droolin'
Tripping and I'm falling;
Head hurts from bumpin', it do
So drunk I hurl
Sure screwed up my world

Don't know what happened
What day? I don't know
Burnt out my own mind
When I was doing 'blow'
Ran right through a stoplight, crashing
Drove right through this big brick wall
So ripped now I'm hiding
Won't be long 'til the cops call; I'm screwed
And still I hurl
I've screwed up my world

I don't remember what I'm s'posed to say
Hah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, oh duh
Hah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, oh duh
Hah, oh duh

I'm so screwed up today
I did that on my own
I'm certain that some day I'll pay
For always being stoned
Lost my memory somewhere, for sure
Most times I'll too numb to think about it
Always toking on strong grass
Makes me act so damn dumb; it's true
My brain has curled
Fried my brain; it's curled

Still can't remember what I did today
Hah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, oh duh
Hah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, oh duh
Hah, oh duh (Oh sh*t, I'm f*cked)
(Repeat both to fade)