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Song Parodies -> "One Eyed Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Brown Eyed Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Van Morrison

Parody Song Title:

"One Eyed Girl"

Parody Written by:

Shannon

The Lyrics

Hey how do you feel,
Now that you're handicapped.
Only one eye now,
Now that's a fact.
Sitting and a moaning, pain in your socket,
In the hospital waiting room, all our friends laughin' at you,
The one eyed girl.
You're the one eyed girl

Now whatever happened,
To the rest of your optic nerve,
Remember we couldn't find it,
Could have been an hors d' oeuvre.
Lookin behing rocks, laughin', sick sense of humor,
Makin lots of dumb jokes, like the one about the tumor.
Poor one eyed girl.
You're the one eyed girl.

Chorus
Do you remember when, you screamed and shout,
ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow my eye fell out!
ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow my eye fell out!
You're eye fell out.

So hard to find your way, now that you're eyes all alone,
I thought I saw you the other day,
Could have been your fully blind clone.
Thinkin about that eventful day, sometimes I wonder
if you're doin okay
Tripping in the green grass, behind, the surgery center with you.
The one eyed girl.
You're the one eyed girl.

Chorus

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