Don't wanna discuss it
An actor with such a range
Comedy does no justice
But Focker thinks you're strange

Taxi Driver I understand
'Twas one of your best
But you have to worry
When "Showtime" makes audiences retch
(Get it)

Oh oh DeNiro (it's all right)
Start all over, DeNiro, there you go
Lord, have mercy
I said oh-oh, DeNiro
"Analyze That", DeNiro, were you stoned?
Say it again
I said, no-ooh-ooooh, DeNiro
I said, no-ooh mo-oooore, DeNiro
(Dig It)

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There's no need for argument
There's no argument at all
Your career is getting dim
Moose and squirrel just appalled
Not 'nough cursing
"City by the Sea" fell flat
(All right)
And if you never hear from me
That just means I would rather not
(Watch it!)

Ooooh, DeNiro
(A blight!)
Mail it in, DeNiro, for cheap dough
Lord have mercy
I said, woooh oh DeNiro
Choosing bad roles, DeNiro, where's your soul?
(Make it right!)
Say it again
No-oh-oh-oh, DeNiro
(Just stop it!)
I said noooooo-oh-oh, DeNiro

Well, Mr. Oscar, I just want Cape Fear
Type performances, you dig?
Old school Pacino
Or even some Brando
Come on DeNiro

Uh-uh, all right
Uh-uh, all right
Uh-uh, all right
Uh-uh

Be a man!

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One more time...

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