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Song Parodies -> "Mellers' Food"

Original Song Title:

"Brown-Eyed Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Van Morrison

Parody Song Title:

"Mellers' Food"

Parody Written by:

Jon Clemence

The Lyrics

I attend Southwest Baptist University, and this is a song about the cafeteria there, which is named Mellers Dining Commons. Though you probably have never eaten there, just think about all that great high-school or college cafeteria fare you have enjoyed in the past while reading the lyrics. By the way, I did not make up any of the gross food mentioned in verse 2. I experienced them all, and yes, it is possible to mess up beanie weanies.
VERSE 1
Hey where did we go
When we went to SBU
Down by the Union
Serving us gross food
Choking and a-gagging, hey hey
Puking and a-dying
Every morning, noon and night
With our stomachs crying
'Bout you, my Mellers food
You, Mellers food

VERSE 2
Whatever happened
To those nasty crispitos
Or how about them chicken strips
That tasted more like chicken toes
I remember the raw french fries
And the chicken tetrazini
But I could hardly believe my eyes
When they messed up beanie weanies
And you, my Mellers food
You Mellers food

CHORUS
Do you remember when we used to scream
Oh no no no no no no no no no not again (just like that)
Oh no no no no no no no no no not again, not again

Verse 3
So hard to find good food
Now that I'm here at school
I ate out just the other day
Lord, 'cause I ain't no fool
Don't make me go back there, Lord
Sometimes I get sick thinking about it
Pukin' and a-cryin', hey hey
On my way to the dining room
With you, my Mellers food
You, Mellers Food

CHORUS
Do you remember when we used to scream
Oh no no no no no no no no no not again (just like that)
Oh no no no no no no no no no not again, not again
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