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Song Parodies -> "Yappers"

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TV Theme

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Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

If you remember this theme or have seen the show, you're OLD! It was pretty much "Lassie" with a dolphin. I took it right back to the dogs.
They call them yappers, yappers
Louder than air horns
Poodles they say
Can do it all day
They call them yappers
Live right next door with the beer bums
Shattering eardrums
Won't go away

They call them blowers, mowers
Loud as a jet plane
Gardeners at dawn
Are blasting your lawn
They call them blowers
Same stupid neighbors have hired them
Wish they'd retired them
I need the calm

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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Johnny D - January 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Really? I thought "Lassie" was pretty much "Flipper" with a collie. Oh well, either way, I've once again revealed my vintage by admitting to knowing this TV theme. Good job. 5's
Elizabeth Hensley - October 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Nobody loves a dead jelly fish They sting all your toes when you make them go squish. They lay on the beach and they look like a mess. They are one of Mom Nature's worst pests! We call them yucky! yucky! They stink to high Heaven! nothing so real, is as bad as they feel! And we know jellyfish belong alive in the ocean not causing commotion dead on the beach!

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