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Song Parodies -> "Don't Know Who I'll Invite (to the Company Party)"

Original Song Title:

"The Way You Look Tonight"

Original Performer:

Tony Bennett

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Know Who I'll Invite (to the Company Party)"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Um...this may not be that funny...but it's my life right now. I HATE the company Christmas party...just so you know. It is SO not acceptable to go stag...and yet...I live in fear that regardless of who I end up taking...he's just going to humiliate me COMPLETELY...
That day's
Sneaking up I know
Next weekend I'm told
I can't go so-lo, but what can I do?
Don't know which guy to invite

Last year was 'lovely'
When I went with Norm
He told dirty jokes
Called my boss a whore, then, drunk, he shoved me
Thought he'd be good to invite

One bad date kept picking his nose
Leap year's guy broke my heart
I've had two, who, in dancing throes
Both split their pants apart

Someone who's not strange
Who will have my arm?
Make my mind up--change it...maybe you'll do...
Can't decide who I'll invite

Mm, Mm, Mm, Mm,
Just can't say who I'll...

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alvin rhodes - November 29, 2005 - Report this comment
funny stuff...good luck !
AFW - November 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Very funny write....fives
Matthias - November 29, 2005 - Report this comment
You know I'm always up to dancing like a dork... 5's
Serafina - November 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey Arwen... what's goin' on? I hope you had a nice Thanksgiving holiday...mine was fabulous. ;) And I am back after taking last week off.
Anyway, this parody is great, like all your others. I always enjoy reading them; keep up the good work!! =)
PMS - November 29, 2005 - Report this comment
I can't vote, DKTOS. But a fun read.
Larry Hensley - November 29, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but funny
stuart mcarthur - November 29, 2005 - Report this comment
what, more shoving!! - it's about time you wore a "No Shoving" sign imho - and I have to admit I feel sorry for both those dudes splitting their pants DURING the dancing throes, as that's probably when they were at their happiest - gee life's cruel - 555
Arwen - November 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Alvin...thanks for the well wishes...I think I've narrowed it down to a couple of candidates. I'll get the results from their physicals tomorrow, and make a final decision...; )

AFW...thanks very much!'re right, I do know that about you. So...if the other two bomb their pre-tests...what are you doing this weekend? ; ) glad to hear that you had a nice holiday. Mine was wonderful, as well. =) Glad, too, that you liked the parody. I always appreciate your kind feedback.

PMS...awww, that's too bad. If you want to sweep a lady off of her feet...this song'll do it for you. Well, the OS, anyway. This one...would most likely just confuse a gal...; ) Thanks!

Larry...well, thanks for clicking on it anyway! I appreciate it!'re right. I've been shoved one too many times for being such a pretty girl. Dammit. As for feeling sorry for the the split bottomed boys...just don't. They're not worth it. ; ) Thanks.
Michael Pacholek - November 30, 2005 - Report this comment
And I thought Dick Cheney going to Washington was going to make Wyoming safe for office parties. Shows what I know. What I know is, ya still got it.
Arwen - November 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Oh Michael...=) If only YOU were here to go with me...then all my problems would be solved.

Except for, living in a red state, you would probably have to keep your mouth shut the whole time...(other than when you were saying 'pass the salt,' or 'Arwen is as hot as hot can be, isn't she?')...or I might get fired...; )

Thanks, Sweetheart!
Ashkicksass - November 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Utterly fabulous job here darling! What a decision to make between your legions of admirers. One thing's for certain, whoever the lucky man is better watch out for Tech Support Fred!
Arwen - December 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Ash...thanks. You know, I really wanted to work Fred into the he was introduced in an after-party report parody last Christmas. didn't happen.

Oh're right...whenever I do decide which guy to take, I'll have to warn him to watch out for Fred's jealous fury. =)
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - December 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Here's an idea: Show up a bit late, with your hair a bit out of order. When asked say that you accidentally had two (or three) dates showing up outside your house at the same time, hence a fight broke out between them and you afterwards you had to send them all home (or too the ER).
Arwen - December 03, 2005 - Report this comment
You know, I would...but I already told that story at last year's Spring Gala...because, well, it was true. ; ) Thanks!
Rick C - December 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Sorry I'm so late reading this. Funny stuff, Arwen. I haven't had much time to catch up on people's work lately but, I'm trying. Hope your date is wonderful. :+)
Arwen - December 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Rick...well thanks so much for stopping in. And no need to be sorry...I take praise regardless of punctuality...or the lack thereof...; ) Thanks Thanks Thanks!

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