I hate my life
People always throw things at me
Rocks all the time
Hurts like nuts
So I'm gonna get myself some plexiglass
Use it to stop folks from kicking my ass
Building a big shield over my house
Gonna keep away the stones and rocks and stuff they throw at me so now I say

I'm under a dome now
Nobody's gonna hurt me while I'm in here
I'm under a dome now
Only gonna come out twice a year

Look at the way
Stuff just bounces off this glass shield
What can I say?
Now I have safety
And now I'm
Sitting underneath a glass dome
Folks will finally leave me alone
Trying to get through, bricks in their hands
But they can't penetrate my homemade security so now I say

I'm under a dome now
Finally away from all those jerks
I'm under a dome now
Hey it might get lonely but at least it works

I'm under a dome now
Safe right here whenever I am underneath
I'm under a dome now
Even though it's getting kind of hard to breathe

I think I might just go insane
Being stuck under this dome is quite a pain
Can't seem to find any sort of escape
I knew I got something wrong when I built this thing; please call 911 because I say

Trapped under a dome now!
Somebody please come over here and help!
I'm under a dome now!
Don't wanna die in here all by myself!