-> "The NFL Rag"
Original Song Title:
"The Vatican Rag"
Parody Song Title:
"The NFL Rag"
First you get down on one knee,
Listen to Scott Francis Key,
Raise your fist with disrespect
And then expect pending check sent direct.
Do hot clever steps, you moaners,
If you've cleared them with the owners.
Ev'ryone display his own smear of A nation,
Doin' the NFL Rag!
Get in line in what's traditional;
Step in new football professional.
There, the guys who want division'll
Tell you country's sin's original.
If it is, try making 'hoods safer:
Shrink the crime and shoo the chafer.
Two, four, six, eight;
Time to stand up and debate.
So get up and lock your knees,
(Middle class you'll grow to please.)
Lift your head with great respect
And stand erect, stand erect, stand erect.
Make hand cross o'er your abdomen.
(In my home, I spike bad showmen.)
Ah, Mama Mia! Gee, it's good to see ya
Get less robotic and more patriotic in
Honoring national flag!
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