-> "Cilantro"
Original Song Title:
"Delilah"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Cilantro"
The Lyrics
I went to diner and ordered a tasty burrito
Aroma of Mexican food tickled my nose
There came my order -
I chewed it and taste of the soap in my mouth, yes, arose
My, my, my cilantro!
Why why why, cilantro!
I can see that herb sure is no good for me
It made my burrito to taste like soap, yes indeed!
I went to Thai restaurant and had me some rice and chicken:
The same taste of soap was so imminent it made me puke
Oh, coriander -
The bane of South Asian cuisine! My stomach it shook -
My, my, my cilantro!
Why why why, cilantro!
It spoiled my meal, that herb that's a true devil's deal
It turned up my stomach and I felt I'd get killed now for real!
(trumpet solo)
Oh, please, dear EU!
Legalize pot and outlaw the cilantro, that's deal!
My, my, my cilantro!
Why why why, cilantro!
It spoiled my meal, that herb that's a true devil's deal
It turned up my stomach and I felt I'd get killed now for real!
It turned up my stomach and I felt I'd get killed now for real!
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