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Song Parodies -> "Dream-team Class at Home"

Original Song Title:

"Green Green Grass of Home"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Tom Jones

Parody Song Title:

"Dream-team Class at Home"

Parody Written by:

Lifeliver

The Lyrics

Just for fun. Original here.
DREAM-TEAM CLASS AT HOME

There is Lucy, Kate, Charmaine
As I step down from Lorraine
And there to greet me is Madonna sans papa
Down the hall I look and there runs Magda
Coming through with my viagra
It's good I've such a dream-team class at home

Yes they awesome unseat me
Charms reaching, guile discreetly
It's good to teach that dream-team class at home

Old Milhous is still standing; no, he ain't all cracked and dry
Just like the old oak tree that I used to play on
From Charmaine I move to Beth and Mary
Peggy Sue the walking dairy
It's good so much obscene teen ass on loan

Then I awake and look around me
At this wheelchair that has bound me
And I realize: subconscious only streaming
Old age is hard and I'm a sad old cripple
All three legs feel not a ripple
It's then I touch my keen lean cleanhead dome

Not a soul comes to see me and I fade to blank senility
As they wheel me through serene mean twilight home

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Peregrin - September 13, 2012 - Report this comment
"Peggy Sue the walking dairy" - what a great line!
Lifeliver - September 13, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks Pippin. I was thinking about 'Tinker Bell the grown-up fairy ...'
Meriadoc - September 13, 2012 - Report this comment
Milhous eh? Must have been a tricky dick in his day... ;D
Lifeliver - September 13, 2012 - Report this comment
@ Meriadoc: Lol - glad you picked up on that. I wondered if some would read it as a spelling error.
Peregrin - September 14, 2012 - Report this comment
I'm an Aussie and I knew what Milhaus referred to. "I am not a criminal" (waves peace signs in air)... It's all about taking note of stuff and not only living in the immediate ten minutes surrounding you :)
Lifeliver - September 14, 2012 - Report this comment
@ Peregrin That Milhous was cracked and sly. My Milhouse was compact but spry. Damn, coulda used that! Btw, Tonny forwarded your message re. MP3 access. Cheers, no biggie.
Peregrin - September 14, 2012 - Report this comment
Last comment noted! Re : Milhous - my comments may have carried more credibility had I spelled his name correctly (sigh).
Meriadoc - September 14, 2012 - Report this comment
Couldn't possibly have missed it, as TD is actually my cousin (well, pretty far removed) :-D
Lifeliver - September 15, 2012 - Report this comment
@ Peregrin: If it's any consolation, you'll see that I spelled the name two different ways in the same line, plus one other dumb typo. This is what happens when you don't hit that heaven-sent preview button.

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