Song Parodies -> Hey, Miss Nunnery!
| Original Song Title: | "What's New, Pussycat?" |
| Original Performer: | Tom Jones |
| Parody Song Title: | "Hey, Miss Nunnery!" |
| Parody Written by: | Melanie Lee |
An Italian priest wanted improve the dowdy image of nuns by running an online beauty contest, but canceled the contest after local religious authorities objected. The priest said the contest was to focus on inner beauty. Sing the first lyrics over the instrumental intro. OS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2KxjrVUdOk and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBdSqk78nHw
(Allelu, Allelu, Alleluia,
Sing Alleluia, Al-le-lu-ia!
Hosanna, hosanna, amen!)
(shake bells)
Hey, Miss Nunnery!
Alleluia!
Hey, Miss Nunnery!
Allelu-yah-yah!
Sister Anne, Sister Anne,
You’ve a dimple
Beneath your wimple.
How sweet are you!
Shame you can’t powder
Your cute little nunnery nose!
Sister Anne, Sister Anne,
You’re a star!
Yes, you are!
You and your powderless nose.
Hey, Miss Nunnery!
Alleluia!
Hey, Miss Nunnery!
Allelu-yah-yah!
Sister Joan, Sister Joan,
In your habit,
Warm as a rabbit
And friendly, too!
No streak of shadow
On those little nunnery eyes!
Sister Joan, Sister Joan,
You’re a saint!
Bad, you ain’t!
You and your shadowless eyes!
Hey, Miss Nunnery!
Alleluia!
Hey, Miss Nunnery!
Allelu-yah-yah!
Mother Superior,
In your convent
You’re no bon vivant:
A leader true!
Don’t you go gloss up
Those pursed little nunnery lips!
Mother Superior,
You’re a gem
Just for Him!
You and your glossy-less lips! (Amen!)
Joan and her shadowless eyes! (Amen!)
Anne and her powderless…nose.
Sing Alleluia, Al-le-lu-ia!
Hosanna, hosanna, amen!)
(shake bells)
Hey, Miss Nunnery!
Alleluia!
Hey, Miss Nunnery!
Allelu-yah-yah!
Sister Anne, Sister Anne,
You’ve a dimple
Beneath your wimple.
How sweet are you!
Shame you can’t powder
Your cute little nunnery nose!
Sister Anne, Sister Anne,
You’re a star!
Yes, you are!
You and your powderless nose.
Hey, Miss Nunnery!
Alleluia!
Hey, Miss Nunnery!
Allelu-yah-yah!
Sister Joan, Sister Joan,
In your habit,
Warm as a rabbit
And friendly, too!
No streak of shadow
On those little nunnery eyes!
Sister Joan, Sister Joan,
You’re a saint!
Bad, you ain’t!
You and your shadowless eyes!
Hey, Miss Nunnery!
Alleluia!
Hey, Miss Nunnery!
Allelu-yah-yah!
Mother Superior,
In your convent
You’re no bon vivant:
A leader true!
Don’t you go gloss up
Those pursed little nunnery lips!
Mother Superior,
You’re a gem
Just for Him!
You and your glossy-less lips! (Amen!)
Joan and her shadowless eyes! (Amen!)
Anne and her powderless…nose.
Story: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvr1iYqzUM0 and http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2008/08/25/Priest_organizes_nun_beauty_contest/UPI-15881219714230/ and http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7583337.stm.
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truly a twisted and fun concept...i bow to thee
I used to see them all over town and half the kids in the neighbor hood went to parochial schools so I know all about nuns. Your parody does not describe the principal at St Francis. Bad by Michael Jackson would be more suitable.
Sir, this is grand, at least by Catlicker standards! Because Nuns in the past, were completely 'enclosed', this gave them a serene appearance. I do remember one young sister, Mary Veronese, who was very young, and when the wind blew on the playground, you could see that she was womanly . . .
CupCakes: I remember a few months ago seeing coverage of the Pope's visit on TV with the close-caption on. The CC, which must be computer-run, transcribed "Catholic Church" as "Cat Lick Church"!
I could be mistaken, but from all the news of the past several years, it seems like it's not the Cat the priests like to lick, it's the other thing, no?
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