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Song Parodies -> "Pee-Yew Pussy Scat!"

Original Song Title:

"What's New Pussycat?"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Tom Jones

Parody Song Title:

"Pee-Yew Pussy Scat!"

Parody Written by:

Rick Cormier

The Lyrics

Have you ever walked into someone's house and known immediately that they were cat owners?When I say "scat" here, I'm not telling the cat to go away or, to sing like Ella Fitzgerald. I'm talking about those nasty little lumps in the litter box.My recording of this parody is here:Pee-Yew Pussy Scat !
Pee-yew pussy scat. Woah, woah
Pee-yew pussy scat. Woah, woah

Pussy scat, pussy scat
Sits for hours
No sprayed on flowers
Can cover you
Why don't they empty your rank little pussy scat box

Pussycat, pussycat, I hate you
Yes, I do
You and your pussy scat box

Pee-yew pussy scat. Woah, woah
Pee-yew pussy scat. Woah, woah

Pussy scat, pussy scat
House is reeking
No mouses squeaking
They've run from you
Even a rat wouldn't live with your pussycat stench

Pussycat, pussycat, I hate you
Yes, I do
You and your pussy scat stench

Pee-yew pussy scat. Woah, woah
Pee-yew pussy scat. Woah, woah

Pussy scat, Pussy scat
Smells of fishes
And fouler dishes
They've fed to you
There's not a stink in the world worse than pussycat piss

Pussycat, pussycat, I hate you
Yes, I do!
You and your pussycat piss
You and your pussycat turds
Stuck to your pussycat fur

I have not been around here for a while but, I miss it. I said I wouldn't write any more parodies. Duh! There is no way not to write parodies now because I still "think" them. They pop into my head and, won't leave me alone until I write them down to make room for another silly idea to pop in there. I can't say how often I'll be among you but, I suppose I'll never leave.

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Stuart McArthur - February 07, 2007 - Report this comment
um, you're not related to amiright's Michael Cormier, are you?

j/k - just had to get in first

great to see you again Rick - I knew you'd be back ;-)...and just for the record, I literally LOL'ed at "You and your pussycat turds Stuck to your pussycat fur" - stinky felines - what a target - 555
Adagio - February 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Welcome back, Rick! The power of imagination.....I started smelling that 'special' eyewatering stink the minute I opened up this parody, with it's turds and piss, etc. LOLOL 5's
Agrimorfee - February 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Rick, hey, long time-etc...! You paint a pretty picture in the last stanza. I am a cat owner, and 1 of my 2 cats is a s***-stormer of the kind you describe, so I can giggle quite knowingly. 555
Below Average Dave - February 07, 2007 - Report this comment
As I'm sure you noticed, this song is on the AmIRight Parody Station. . .thanks for your contribution, great song bud. 555
Kristof Robertson - February 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Welcome back, amigo! Amiright is like the Hotel California; "you can check out anytime you like, but you can NEVER leave!"...I knew I'd love this when I saw the title, and I wasn't disappointed. 555
Jeff Reuben - February 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Some guy named Rick Cromier was trying to imitate your style, I'm glad you came back to fix that! Yep, I'm a cat owner too (two) and my wife would take your side of the issue.
Ravyn Rant - February 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Glad you're back! I know a few cat owners who would love this - and another few who would be mortally offended that someone would suggest their cat's s**t stinks. If you don't mind, I'd like to forward a link to this page to all of 'em. Mwah-ha-ha...and 5s for you!
Matthias - February 07, 2007 - Report this comment
I too am more of a dog person, there's only one kind of pussy that I like, but I'll leave to your imagination which species what is. I'll just give you a hint they enjoy playing with chickens though... Big Chickens. Oh, and welcome back stranger
Michael Pacholek - February 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Just remember, Rick: As Phoebe Buffay would say, "Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat, it's not his fault!" And, as John Sebastian would say, "Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back!"
alvin rhodes - February 07, 2007 - Report this comment
fun to sing along with
Rick C - February 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks to all who've stopped in. I will return the favor shortly.
Ann Hammond - February 07, 2007 - Report this comment
he he. I like both dogs and cats, but own neither because I see so many of them. Also because they can stink..
Johnny D - February 07, 2007 - Report this comment
STINKINGLY BRILLIANT! We've missed your masterful musicality around here, Sir Cormier -- don't be a stranger!
Meriadoc - February 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Rick - listened to your recording last night and loved it. In defense of cats, however, their sh*t may stink, but in general, the average cats smells a whole lot better than the average dog. 'Specially when the dog has been indulging in ITS favorite hobby of lunching from the cat box... :-P
John Barry - February 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Welcome back, Rick. My cats and I are reading this and rolling in the box laughing.
Rick C - February 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Stu - Thanks my friend. I don't know Michael Cormier but, I'll check him out soon. I have missed you (and, I'm sure, some damned fine McArthur parodies). I ended my comedy set last Thursday by singing this one and, it got some laughs, especially at the end.

Thanks, Pat, for your comment and support.

Agri - I actually have a cat too but, the world is her toilet.

Thanks for the compliment, Dave. I'll give a listen to more of the songs on the station too. I went in and voted "Hot" on all of them that are up there now.

Kristof, I read your "Twas the Night Before Christmas" parody and, was blown away by it, especially at the end. I don't believe I left a comment at the time though. Sorry for that but, I'll get over there and do that. I thought of surprising you by doing a recording of it but, thought that is something that should be your decision.

Yeah, Jeff, I heard about that Cromier dude and had to put a stop to him. He he!

Thanks, Ravyn, forward away.

Sheesh, Matthias, I'm not sure what you mean but, sounds interesting ;-)

Thanks Michael, it's good to hear from you.

Ann, I've heard a lot of good things about you. I'll be sure to read some of your stuff too.

JD, I've absolutely GOT to go see you in "Pirates"! Thanks, man.

Merry, I don't really hate cates, just the smell of cat scat. Thanks for listening too.
Thanks Mr. Barry. It's like this place put a spell on me or sumthin'.
Tommy Turtle - February 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Yes. (your intro question). And I too always wondered why Ella named her music after poop. And TT ditto your outro comment. "Hotel California"? No, more like the Roach Motel... You check in, you don't check out. Oh, and Fives for your tail of smelly pussy.
Jack Wilson - February 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Welcome back,and this ruled AND you missed my best parody YET www.amiright.com/parody/80s/eddygrant6.shtml
Rick C - February 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks TT and Jack :-)
Red Ant - February 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Great recording, Rick! Glad to see you back on the site. I liked the last line the best. "There's not a stink in the world worse than pussycat piss"; mostly true - cat piss on a hot stove is worse. 555
Rick D - February 08, 2007 - Report this comment
I finally got around to hearing this, and some of your other recordings. Brilliant! But my fave is the Moses one.
2Eagle - February 09, 2007 - Report this comment
That's what I think of that song and Tom Jones. Funny parody.
Rick C - February 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Jack. Glad you liked it.

Thank you, Rick D. Coming from you that's quite a compliment. I hope things are well with you and your music.

Thank you, 2Eagle.

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