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Song Parodies -> "You're No Stan Musial"

Original Song Title:

"It's Not Unusual"

Original Performer:

Tom Jones

Parody Song Title:

"You're No Stan Musial"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

you're no stan musial
you're outslugged by everyone
you're no stan musial
you're outrun by everyone
i always see guys strikin' you out
and then you're done
you're no stan musial
a "C" league guy
no talent lies

you're no stan musial
you'll pop out at any time
and when i see you flailin' about
i wanna die
those balls don't ever land in your glove
you gotta run
you're no stan musial

hit into double plays
kill rallies every day
fly balls are droppin all the time
feet won't ever do
what you want them to
you are a clumsy oafish guy

you're no stan musial
you're as bad as players come
you're no stan musial
average sad...oh-ninety-one
and in the field, you've never shown range
at any time
you're no stan musial
but looks like i am stuck with you

woe woe woe woe woe woe woe woe
woe woe woe woe woe woe
woe woe
woe woe
woe woe woe woe woe woe

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 7

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 4   0
 5   6

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Rex - September 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Egad! You've described the Texas Rangers. Great idea, clever title, ESPN should use this as intro and background on their baseball bloopers segment.
TJC - September 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Great fun here and singable... I'd like to see it turned into a Broadway Musial!
PMS - September 04, 2006 - Report this comment
This has an ERA (Earned Rating Average) of 555.
Michael Pacholek - September 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Alvin, like Stan, you are The Man. I'd like to give you a 6, to match Stan's uniform number. Alas, the rules say I can only give you a 5, which is how many home runs Stan hit in a doubleheader in 1954. When I was working on my all-30-MLB-teams project, I got stuck on St. Louis, and nearly did "Stan 'the Man' Musial, he is loved by everyone," but never got further than that. I ended up with "Cardinals' Sin," to a Black Sabbath song, and it collapsed like, well, a house of cards.
AFW - September 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Great title switch, and fun sports read
Peregrin - September 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Alvin ! Apart from enjoying this, the best part for me was that I didn't need to know WHO Stan Musial was - the parody said it all. 5's
Robert J. Pagliaro - September 05, 2006 - Report this comment
I liked this. Pete Rose deserves to be in the Hall of Fame - today.
alvin rhodes - September 05, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks rex TJC PMS michael AFW peregrin and robert

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