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Song Parodies -> "Brand New Pussycat"

Original Song Title:

"What's New, Pussycat ?"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Tom Jones

Parody Song Title:

"Brand New Pussycat"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

brand new pussycat...whoa...whoa...whoa...whoa
brand new pussycat...whoa...whoa...whoa...whoa...whoa
pussycat, pussycat
i've spent hours...and all my powers...to make you new
from cells i salvaged from your little pussycat nose
pussycat, pussycat
i'll clone you...all brand new
all from your pussycat nose

brand new pussycat...whoa...whoa...whoa...whoa
brand new pussycat...whoa...whoa...whoa...whoa...whoa
pussycat, pussycat
its so thrillin'...the gaps i'm fillin'...creating you
soon you'll be shapin' a cute little pussycat face
pussycat, pussycat
i'll clone you...all brand new
you'll have a pussycat face

brand new pussycat...whoa...whoa...whoa...whoa
brand new pussycat...whoa...whoa...whoa...whoa...whoa
pussycat, pussycat
how i'm wishin'...your new edition...is just like you
soon you'll be forming some sweet little pussycat lips
pussycat, pussycat
i'll clone you...all brand new
you'll have a pussycat's lips (whoa-whoa-whoa)
you'll have a pussycat's eyes (whoa-whoa-whoa)
all from your pussycat...nose

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Stephen aka Step-chan - January 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Quirky, 555 just for that, I love it when parodies are unusual!
MasonR - January 05, 2006 - Report this comment
I love the OS because it's so wierd. Very original parody!
John Barry - January 05, 2006 - Report this comment
So, does a cloned cat have 9 lives or 18? Fives.
Red Ant - January 05, 2006 - Report this comment
I see we both had animal parodies today (or is this a different animal?) Good stuff.
carol - January 05, 2006 - Report this comment
meow this is good 5's
Michael Pacholek - January 05, 2006 - Report this comment
This could have been a cat-astrophe, but I liked it.
Michael Pacholek - January 05, 2006 - Report this comment
I also liked it. (Clone joke.) Did you hear Tom Jones got knighted? From now on, that's "Sir Tommy Tightpants" to you.
Phil Alexander - January 05, 2006 - Report this comment
You have been on good form recently, Alvin. This is purrfect
alvin rhodes - January 05, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks stephen mason john red ant carol michael and phil
AFW - January 05, 2006 - Report this comment
I don't fancy cats, more of a dog guy, I guess...but this is a very good parody to an old movie song...5's
Johnny D - January 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Goodbye normal genes, hello kitty ditty! 5s
Adagio - January 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Funny and I like the unusual premise. :)
alvin rhodes - January 06, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks AFW johnny and adagio

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