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Song Parodies -> "Tips Go Through the Tulips On Me"

Original Song Title:

"Tiptoe Through the Tulips With Me"

Original Performer:

Tiny Tim

Parody Song Title:

"Tips Go Through the Tulips On Me"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Yes, I own and can play a ukelele.
Roses on piano is just fine dear, instrumentally
But organ on your tulips for me

Daisies on a dobro sure looks pretty for the scenery
But bass flute needs the tulips on me

Kneel down as if you're to pray
We'll keep the florist away

And if I kiss you in the garden, on the rosebush, don't be hard on me
Yes, tips go through the tulips on me

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Pacing: 3.0
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Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 4

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Guy - January 31, 2004 - Report this comment
This one blows me away.
Jack Wilson - January 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job, I know the orginal from Laugh-In reruns, great job!
Johnny D - January 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Fella hey she owe's ya one for this parody!
Adagio - January 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job! 5's
Claude Prez - January 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Sure you can play the ukelele but can you sing that high? Swell song.
Phil Alexander - February 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Another cunning lingual entry, Rick... I've never got round to doing this one, but have had the following line running round my head for years: "There's someone in the bed, dear, in the bed here, but there's room for three/Come tiptoe through the tulips with me"
Isabel Witty - December 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Oh dear...
Alpha Skua - June 16, 2018 - Report this comment
Oh shoot someone picket all the tulips and daisies how about tip toe through the dandlelions
Querty - June 18, 2018 - Report this comment
Put your tulips a little closer to.the pole
to Querty - June 19, 2018 - Report this comment
I see what you did there. 555.
Nederlanderphobe - June 19, 2018 - Report this comment
Bout damn time someone called out the Dutch for corrupting our youth with their vile country music ... they think they're so damn clever with their double entendres

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