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Song Parodies -> "Bigger Song"

Original Song Title:

"Tigger's song"

Original Performer:

Tigger

Parody Song Title:

"Bigger Song"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

The wonderful thing about "bigger"
Bigger's supposed to be best
A house or a car or a paycheck
A penis or womanly chest

It is more of, wider, taller, better
More, more, more, more, MORE!
But the most terrible thing about "bigger"
Is I ain't getting none

The sorrowful thing about "bigger"
Is "bigger" sure cost a lot more
You find a hot babe and you dig her
You're gonna go broke at the store

It is more of, wider, taller, better
More, more, more, more, MORE!
But the most terrible thing about "bigger"
Is I ain't getting none

Bigger makes everyone jealous
Bigger like greedier eyes
The merchants are tryin' to sell us
Everything supersize

The trickiest thing about "bigger"
"Bigger" is not always best
A house or a car or a paycheck
A penis or womanly chest

It is more of, wider, taller, better
More, more, more, more, MORE!
But the most terrible thing about "bigger"
Is I ain't getting none

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Red Ant - November 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Hehe, good one Rick. I would vote 12 inches, Double Ds, and 5000sq ft but your going to have to settle for 5s.
John Barry - November 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Rick, Congrats on passing 900! I'm passing you 5s.
Little Kristof Robertson - November 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Well constructed, chucklesome and very sage words, Rick. Bigger is NOT always better...which is what I've told EVERY girl I've ever dated. Maybe I should just show 'em this.....555
Agrimorfee - November 17, 2005 - Report this comment
A bouncy, flouncy, trouncy parody with a message! 555
MrMacphisto - November 17, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL... good job

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