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Song Parodies -> "Yard Full Of Moles"

Original Song Title:

"Heart Full Of Soul"

Original Performer:

The Yardbirds

Parody Song Title:

"Yard Full Of Moles"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

A low-bitrate mp3 of the song can be found here.
Dirt athwart and mudd’ly
Turf in disrepair
Sinking limb in tunn’lies
Sub-urban thoroughfares
All my seedlings soon chewed
Rodents you see
Devourer my grassage
No more greenery

Nothing grows
In my sad ol’ backyard glen
Swellings of burrows myriad
I've got a yard full of moles

Now my toe
Thru the sod just broke again
All to an underground ciudad
I’ve got a yard full of moles

Clearly, Wind in the Will-ows
Was a bogus affair
Far from nice furry cuties
Pests they are, so beware
Goal’s for me to pursue
Ensure decline
Contam’nated silage
Where is my strychnine ?

Yet I know
That they will re-appear again
Well I regret vermin fur-clad
I've got a yard full of moles

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 14

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Matthias - May 31, 2007 - Report this comment
Holy Moley! This was good!
Michael Pacholek - May 31, 2007 - Report this comment
You managed to top all of Malcolm's squirrel parodies. Mine too. You must have someone on the inside. Now, what would that be called? Oh yeah, a mole.
Ann Hammond - May 31, 2007 - Report this comment
I'd also like to say holy moley
alvin - May 31, 2007 - Report this comment
no holes in this parody...brilliantly worded throughtout but my favorite part was about "wind in the willows" being bogus
John Barry - May 31, 2007 - Report this comment
Moleto buono.
Dee Range - May 31, 2007 - Report this comment
Brought to mind the gopher in "Caddyshack"...Bill Murray would love this as much as I do. 555 underground tunnels
stuart mcarthur - May 31, 2007 - Report this comment
ah, I knew I'd know the OS, but it took the download to remind me - great wordplay as usual M and P - 555
mandamoo - June 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Be sure to check for changes in colour and sort of moles :P Agree with Stu on the wordplay :)
Johnny D - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
I can dig it!
Porfle Popnecker - October 13, 2012 - Report this comment
A delightfully jaunty little tune.
Matthias - October 13, 2012 - Report this comment
I was about to use my same comment from back in 2007. I like the fact that I was the first one to ever comment on this little parody!
Agrimorfee - October 15, 2012 - Report this comment
Quite Byronesque, dare I say?
Blaydeman - October 15, 2012 - Report this comment
(ABC) Moles is your yard can be a biatch! But I find it hard to hate them completely because when I was like 8, my sister and I found 2 baby moles on the surface and we filled a huge box with dirt and beg our mom to let us keep them as pets. We named them Alex and Taylor because we had no idea if they were boys or girls. Of course my mom said no and we let them go, but I still have a soft spot for those little rodents. They are kinda cute. Still loved the parody though!
Abbott Skelding - October 15, 2012 - Report this comment
Never heard the OS before, but you did a really nice job with the pacing and it was really funny too, nice work!

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