Song Parodies -> Yard Full Of Moles
| Original Song Title: | "Heart Full Of Soul" |
| Original Performer: | The Yardbirds |
| Parody Song Title: | "Yard Full Of Moles" |
| Parody Written by: | Merry & Pippin |
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Dirt athwart and mudd’ly
Turf in disrepair
Sinking limb in tunn’lies
Sub-urban thoroughfares
All my seedlings soon chewed
Rodents you see
Devourer my grassage
No more greenery
Nothing grows
In my sad ol’ backyard glen
Swellings of burrows myriad
I've got a yard full of moles
Now my toe
Thru the sod just broke again
All to an underground ciudad
I’ve got a yard full of moles
Clearly, Wind in the Will-ows
Was a bogus affair
Far from nice furry cuties
Pests they are, so beware
Goal’s for me to pursue
Ensure decline
Contam’nated silage
Where is my strychnine ?
Yet I know
That they will re-appear again
Well I regret vermin fur-clad
I've got a yard full of moles
Turf in disrepair
Sinking limb in tunn’lies
Sub-urban thoroughfares
All my seedlings soon chewed
Rodents you see
Devourer my grassage
No more greenery
Nothing grows
In my sad ol’ backyard glen
Swellings of burrows myriad
I've got a yard full of moles
Now my toe
Thru the sod just broke again
All to an underground ciudad
I’ve got a yard full of moles
Clearly, Wind in the Will-ows
Was a bogus affair
Far from nice furry cuties
Pests they are, so beware
Goal’s for me to pursue
Ensure decline
Contam’nated silage
Where is my strychnine ?
Yet I know
That they will re-appear again
Well I regret vermin fur-clad
I've got a yard full of moles
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Holy Moley! This was good!
You managed to top all of Malcolm's squirrel parodies. Mine too. You must have someone on the inside. Now, what would that be called? Oh yeah, a mole.
I'd also like to say holy moley
no holes in this parody...brilliantly worded throughtout but my favorite part was about "wind in the willows" being bogus
Moleto buono.
Brought to mind the gopher in "Caddyshack"...Bill Murray would love this as much as I do. 555 underground tunnels
ah, I knew I'd know the OS, but it took the download to remind me - great wordplay as usual M and P - 555
Be sure to check for changes in colour and size...er..oops...wrong sort of moles :P Agree with Stu on the wordplay :)
I can dig it!
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