Ate fried eggs and some hash browns (talkin' 'bout my indigestion)
Pancakes in the syrup drowned (talkin' 'bout my indigestion)
Eat them fast before they're c-c-cold (talkin' 'bout my indigestion)
But now I feel like I'll explode (talkin' 'bout my indigestion)

That is my indigestion
That is my indigestion, baby

Hate it when I f-feel this way (talkin' 'bout my indigestion)
Now I will be passing gas all d-d-day (talkin' 'bout my indigestion)
Now I need to get to a comf-f-fort station (talkin' 'bout my indigestion)
Hope I don't end up with c-c-constipation (talkin' 'bout my indigestion)

That is my indigestion
That is my indigestion, baby

Wish gas pains would g-go away (talkin' 'bout my indigestion)
Yeah I need relief now right a-a-away (talkin' 'bout my indigestion)
This subjects not for polite c-conv-v-versation (talkin' 'bout my indigestion)
I'm just talkin' 'bout my i-i-indigestion (talkin' 'bout my indigestion)

That is my indigestion
That is my indigestion, baby

My bowels feel like they are b-bound (talkin' 'bout my constipation )
No relief now t-to be found (talkin' 'bout my constipation )
Eat more fibre I've been t-t-told (talkin' 'bout my constipation )
Now I'm bound up tight, I can't drop my load (talkin' 'bout my constipation )

That is my constipation
That is my constipation , baby