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Song Parodies -> "Baseball Wizard"

Original Song Title:

"Pinball Wizard"

Original Performer:

The Who

Parody Song Title:

"Baseball Wizard"

Parody Written by:

Green Bloodied Hound Dogs

The Lyrics

Ever Since I Was A Young Boy
I've Played The American Game
From Jersey To New York
We Must Have Played The Same
But I Ain't Seen Nothing Like Him
In Any Baseball Stadium
That Weird, Dumb And Mean Man
Sure Plays Mean Baseball

He Stands Like A Statue
Becames Part Of A Team
Feeling His Jock Strap
Always Playing Clean
He Plays By Derek Jeter's Hands
The People Watching Fall
That Weird, Dumb And Mean Man
Sure He Plays Mean Baseball

He's A Baseball Wizard
There's Got To Be A Twist
A Baseball Wizard
He's Got Such A Crazy Wrist

How Do You Think He Does It?
(I Don't Know)
What Makes Him So Good?

We Ain't Got No Time Limit
Can't Hear Those Buzzers And Bells
Can't See The Lights A Shining
Play By Play Of That
Let's Check The Replay
Never Write On It
That Weird, Dumb And Mean Man
Sure He Plays Mean Baseball

I Thought I Was
The Special Olympics King
But I Just Handed
My Baseball Cap To Him

Even On My Pitchers Mount
I Can Do My Best
His Team Mates Lead Him In
And We'll Do The Rest
He's Got Crazy Snapping Fingers
Never In The Fall
The Weird, Dumb And Mean
Sure He Plays Mean Baseball

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 3.9
Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 8

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 2   0
 3   2
 4   0
 5   5

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Guy - August 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Jessie - well done, my friend. So at the end of the inning it's 5 hits, 5 runs and 5 errors.
Paul Robinson - August 21, 2004 - Report this comment
This is pretty darn good, guys. pace not QUITE perfect, but close enough for "LOTS" rating, which mean "5". And it's funny, too. Good job . 5-5-5 here
Michael Pacholek - August 21, 2004 - Report this comment
No rhymes, incredibly lame, disrespectful to the game. Strike three ones, you're out.
Paul Robinson - August 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Michael P. , irrespective of whether you think it's any good, they had quite a bit of rhyming here.

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