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Song Parodies -> "Blackman Poser"

Original Song Title:

"Pinball Wizard"

Original Performer:

The Who

Parody Song Title:

"Blackman Poser"

Parody Written by:

parody writer

The Lyrics

About Eminem, the biggest poser of all.
Ever since I got to hear him
I thought he was so bad
From '99 to '03
His music to me was sad
And I have seen someone like him
His name's Vanilla Ice
That trailor park trash Em
Sure is a lame poser

He wears ghetto clothing
Yet he's a millionaire
Denies he's caucasian
Doesn't even care
He talks like he's a gangsta
That low life accent sucks
That trailor park trash Em
Sure is a lame poser

He's a Blackman Poser
That's got to be a laugh
A Blackman Poser
He sure does sound like crap

Why do you think he's like that? I don't know
That's why he's so bad

He has got poser fans
Who look and talk like him
Poisoned White America
This is very grim
If only I could stop him
Oh hell I wish I could
That trailor park trash Em
Sure is a lame poser

I think he is
The next Vanilla Ice
And he'll go down
In front of my own eyes

Even though he is a white man
He is black inside
His fans try to be like him
He's like Cyanide
And I want to see him gone now
From the public light
That trailor park trash Em
Sure is a lame poser.

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Hey - March 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Man, I hate eminem as much if not more than any body but some of the stuff there was bridgin on racism.
John Harvey - March 21, 2003 - Report this comment
I happen to know plenty of white kids that grow up in the city and they "act black". They're not ripping off black culture, it's just what they grew up with. A true poser would have huge chains, a fake accent, and house in suburbia. I'm not going to defend Eminem too much, he's been living off of the sensationalism of being a violent white rapper for too long. But I don't think he's faking it. I echo the above comments, this is kinda getting on the racist side.

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