-> "Doris The Fighter"
Original Song Title:
"Boris The Spider"
Parody Song Title:
"Doris The Fighter"
The Lyrics
Look,she drives us up the wall
Blonde and brutal,that's not all
She was seventeen years old
Leaving the floor way stone cold
Doris the fighter
Doris the fighter
Now she kicked me in the nuts
Ripping out my bloody guts
Maybe she's not scared to me
She had braces on her teeth
Doris the fighter
Doris the fighter
Doofus Doris
Bogus Doris
Headless Doris,Helpless Doris
Slamming Doris,Sliding Doris
Uber-Doris,we love Doris
She was Doris,There's Doris
There she's hiding in a stall
Time for a free-for-all
Perhaps she's cute,and she ain't mean
Beat her up or you'll be creamed
Doris the brawler
Doris the brawler
You love Doris
Come see Doris
Get the Doris,Find Doris
Got Doris? Hello Doris
Get a load of stupid Doris
We got Doris,is that Doris
She comes to a lazy fight
Don't think she was wrong or right
Never more like a raven
It's a fine girl you're cravin'
Doris the fighter
Doris the fighter
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