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Song Parodies -> "I Can't Pee For Miles"

Original Song Title:

"I Can See For Miles"

Original Performer:

The Who

Parody Song Title:

"I Can't Pee For Miles"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

i was not relieved, see...now, here's a surprise
i know that its bad, cause it swims up to my eyes
i can't pee for miles and miles and miles and miles and miles

now, i think, i coulda done without that giant lemonade
i gotta pee...i need to, desparately...no spots along the way
i had a mountain dew...i had a coke, maybe two
my tummy's gotten riled...because i went wild

i can't pee for miles and miles
i can't pee for miles and miles
i can't pee for miles and miles and miles and miles and miles
oh yeah

i think my bladder's gonna bust in two...a bathroom's so far away
i try to hold it and get stabilized...but, how, i've got the urge to spray
need a place to pee...as soon as can be
and i'm gonna let fly...but till then i cry......

i can't pee for miles and miles
i can't pee for miles and miles
i can't pee for miles and miles and miles and miles and miles
oh yeah

i was not relieved, see...now, here's a surprise
i know that its bad, cause it swims up to my eyes
i can't pee for miles and miles and miles and miles and miles

at least an hour, to a bathroom stall
that's what that little road sign say
its gonna be just like a waterfall
it just might go on for days

i had a mountain dew...i had a coke, maybe two
my tummy's gotten riled...because i went wild

i can't pee for miles and miles
i can't pee for miles and miles
i can't pee for miles and miles and miles and miles and miles
and miles and miles and miles and miles

i can't pee for miles and miles
i can't pee for miles and miles
i can't pee for miles and miles
i can't pee for miles and miles




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A Room Full Of Monkeys - Monkey "Johnny D" - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment
555, and the monkeys all say: "Take A Wee-Wee".
Paul Robinson - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Alvin - Very good. Reminds me of the first "leg" of my trip up North in January. I planned to go from L.A. to San Jose that first segment. I drank WAY too much water while driving and the last 100+ miles was ridiculous. I had to stop and find a gas stations 3 or 4 times. Seemed like as soon as I hit the road again I needed to pee again.
alvin rhodes - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks johnny and paul...i'm so "relieved" you liked this one
Kristof Robertson - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment
You guys ever heard of bushes?? Well done Al 555
Rod Worden - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Bushes work, as long as they're not near an electric fence. Good job, Alvin!
A Room Full Of Monkeys - Monkey "Johnny D" - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment
"electric fence" ? Yikes! "Electro-circumcision" in-the-field!
Stray Pooch - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment
I'll bet you were just bursting to write this one, huh? This is definitely a "number one" hit! Yep, I'd say urine good shape with this one. OK, I'll stop now. Wouldn't want to p*ss anyone off, would wee? :D 555
Meriadoc - June 11, 2004 - Report this comment
If you ask nice I am sure Paul would let you borrow his cup... ;-)
Phil Alexander - June 11, 2004 - Report this comment
I'd have said the main problem of having a pee against a bush would be the Secret Service men ;-)
alvin rhodes - June 11, 2004 - Report this comment
funny one phil,......yeah, its always good to have the ol' 7-11 64 ounce cup hangin' around in the back seat of your car...thank you all for the kind words
Michael Pacholek - June 12, 2004 - Report this comment
For a moment there, I read this as "I CAN Pee For Miles." I'm thinking, who do you think you are, "Edmund Fitzgerald"? But this was just as funny. Paul: Apparently, you know the wee to San Jose. Johnny: That would be called a "brister-blister." Pooch: Thank you for that sample of your humor. Kristof: I enjoy "expressing myself" on Bushes.
Paul Robinson - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Michael, Well I didn't but I do now. By the way, for those who have never been to San Jose: If you DO go, don't STOP on the Freeway! Some poor, stupid woman who was probably even more lost than I was when I first go into town pulled that stunt right in front of me. I was just coming onto the freeway a bit behind her and I didn't know if I was headed the right way or not and apparently she didn't know if she was either. The Freeway signs up there really SUCK big-time. Fortunately I was able to stop and more fortunately there wasn't a vehicle close enough behind me to kill me. I don't think she could hear me but I yelled some very awful things at that poor woman. But I'm sure after that experience she at least no longer needed to stop to take a leak anytime soon.
Johnny D - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
restoring my previous 555 vote.

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