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Song Parodies -> "Chinball Victim"

Original Song Title:

"Pinball Wizard"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Who

Parody Song Title:

"Chinball Victim"

Parody Written by:

South Park Al

The Lyrics

ever since i ran a talk show.......as far as i recall
i've had all sorts of freaks on......i must have seen them all
but i ain't seen nothing like him......my flesh began to crawl
that short , dumb and blonde kid sure has a mean chinball

dangling from his jawbone......it really looks obscene
his testicles and scrotum......at least he keeps them clean
a horrid apparition......it really does appall
that short , dumb and blonde kid sure has a mean chinball

he's a chinball victim.....there has to be a twist
a chinball victim's just too weird to exist
how do you think he likes it?.....i don't know.....
does he think that it looks good?

it must be a distaction......as it hangs there like a bell
the kids are always laughing.......his life must be a hell
he's always sad and lonely......he's got no friends at all
that short , dumb and blonde kid sure has a mean chinball

you know that i'm the daytime talkshow king
and i've just handed the best freak crown to him

even in a crowd of misfits......he still outshines the rest
what should be undercover......is right there on his chest
he's got crazy flippin' gonads......he doesn't care at all
that short , dumb and blonde kid sure has a mean chinball

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Johnny D - February 27, 2004 - Report this comment
5's, and it reminds me of a scene from Men In Black 2.
Guy - February 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Chinballs? Who'd a thunk it?
Mister Steve - February 27, 2004 - Report this comment
HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I almost fell out of the chair laughing! This is a masterpiece!
Chris - February 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job on the parody! I read your parody, now how bout you read mine? "Come On Over" to the Shania Twain section and "Check It Out"
Jan Unwin - February 28, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL You've got a great imagination. 5's
Jay W - February 28, 2004 - Report this comment
He's not a chinball victim--he's a chinball patient. Wacked-out fun here.
mac - February 29, 2004 - Report this comment
That's pretty funny, South Park Al... (vin Rhodes?)
Chris - February 29, 2004 - Report this comment
I have just added a new Shania Twain parody to the Shania Twain section that I think you would enjoy. There is even a link to a sample of the original song. Any comments or votes would be graciously appreciated.
raddog20002002 - April 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Awesome choice for a parody!!! Come and feel the "Invisible Touch" of my parodies of Phil Collins and Genesis songs and feel it "In The Air Tonight."
Peregrin - July 06, 2012 - Report this comment
Found this via the random feature, SP Alvin R. Lovely visuals it gave me ewww :) I scratched my chin and gave ye 5s.

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