-> "My Constipation"
Original Song Title:
"My Generation"
Parody Song Title:
"My Constipation"
The Lyrics
Seems my stuff ain't coming out (Talking 'bout my constipation)
I just sit on john and pout (Ended has excrementation)
My stomach, it feels awful hard (Week passed from last defecation)
I stress my sphincter - no reward (Popping cranial vasculation)
My constipation!
My constipation, baby!
It's zero on the Bristol scale (Stool is past the cementation)
I think my gut contains a whale (It burns as going through cremation)
Hate it when I f-feel this way (It's like concrete coagulation)
Now I spend in the loo all d-d-day (It is worse than menstruation)
My constipation!
My constipation, baby!
My bowels feel they're all clogged up (like a clot in circulation)
Must eat liquid foof by sup (loosen fecal accumulation)
Eat more fibre, increase intake (and the Ex-Lax medication)
I feel I've swallowed a python snake (get a better digestation!)
My constipation!
My constipation, baby!
Seems my stuff ain't coming out (Talking 'bout my constipation)
I just sit on john and pout (Ended has excrementation)
My stomach, it feels awful hard (Week passed from last defecation)
I stress my sphincter - no reward (Popping cranial vasculation)
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