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Song Parodies -> "I'm a Goy"

Original Song Title:

"I'm a Boy"

Original Performer:

The Who

Parody Song Title:

"I'm a Goy"

Parody Written by:

Joe the Crazy Conch

The Lyrics

This song is about a "goy" (non-Jewish guy) living in a predominantly Jewish neighborhood. Fed up with the overall distaste for Gentiles in his neighborhood, the narrator wants to leave town. Please forgive me if I offend any Jews (I know I didn't).
Fifth Street, number 273
It’s all Jewish people as far as you can see
This neighborhood’s their pride and joy
But then there’s me, and I’m a goy
My name is Joe and I’m a nutcase
I want to get right out of this place
Everyone here seems to be
Jewish, well, except for me
I’m a goy, I’m a goy
But my neighbors won’t admit it
I’m a goy, I’m a goy
But I swear at them in Yiddish
Saturday morning, I’m like a dog
My neighbors go to synagogue
I know my life here isn’t good
I just can’t stand this neighborhood
I’m a goy, I’m a goy
But my neighbors won’t admit it
I’m a goy, I’m a goy
Please don’t make me swear in Yiddish
I want to head out of this place
Maybe even to Havre-de-Grace
If you want me, then come at me, bud
I won’t be ashamed if I’m covered in mud
I’m a goy, I’m a goy
But my neighbors won’t admit it
I’m a goy, I’m a goy, I’m a goy
I’m a goy, I’m a goy, I’m a goy, I’m a goy
I’m a goy, I’m a goy, I’m a goy

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Total Votes: 10

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Rob Arndt - May 26, 2015 - Report this comment
That double standard has always bothered me, but 555 for the parody!
Joe the Crazy Conch - May 28, 2015 - Report this comment
Rob, what do you mean by "double standard"?
Rob Arndt - May 29, 2015 - Report this comment
The world condemns the Nazis for the Master Race and blood laws... and yet says nothing of derogatory Jewish equivalent. Jews often state that THEY are the Master Race who will rule the earth when the Messiah comes. All Gentile swine (aka Goyim) will bow to them and lick their feet like dogs. Goyim literally means "human cattle" and historically also "human excrement." The Jewish interpretation of God's Word is messed up. While Jews are God's Elect and true that Messiah will rule the earth with a rod of iron from Jerusalem post-Armageddon... in the end with the new heaven and earth and New Jerusalem, ALL are equal for eternity future. The Jews are blessed as the Chosen, but God chose the lowest to bring forth Yeshua (Jesus). He was born in lowly Bethlehem in a stable. Jews reject Him and had him crucified. So they probably shouldn't boast. When Christ returns to Jerusalem and enters through the Eastern Gate, his angels will have gathered all Jews left on earth to Jerusalem and they will mourn "Him whom they pierced"- all of Israel will mourn. Jews are still mistaken about role of Messiah- to redeem mankind. They still want Messiah to elevate them as a people over the entire world. Gentiles are considered beasts to be tamed. Get it?
Sam Bonis - May 29, 2015 - Report this comment
I have never heard a Jew claim to be a member of the master race, but Arndt claims it often happens. His screed is defamatory to the Jewish faith, and his sources are unnamed, unhistorical, medieval gobbledy-gook -- as usual. But you know what? I won't report it, as I don't report his disgusting essays on Nazi prowess and his endless war mongering. He has a Constitutional right to be a public fool and a bad influence. I want his words to stay on record because they shame him.

Joe, did you ever have a swastika painted on your house? No? You have it easy. Are the Jews in your neighborhood overtly offending you, or are you just pissed because you don't want to live near Jews?
Rob Arndt - May 29, 2015 - Report this comment
SB, everything I stated is fact regarding the term Goyim and is historically accurate regarding Jewish Orthodox teachings regarding Gentiles. In Jesus' time, the Jews rejected him as Messiah because He would not overthrow the Romans and establish them. Look up the Rabbinical conflict of the "two Messiahs" for starters and the term Goyim itself. If you talk to Gentile clergy and Christians, they recognize the Jews as God's Chosen and Elect. I do NOT dispute that at all. But talk to Orthodox and Ultraorthodox Jews and they go further using the same terminology as the Nazis- Master Race, Jewish blood. That is the double standard I spoke of, not any form of Antisemitism. As far as my materials on the Nazis, weaponry, war, etc... it's my right to write what I want. I choose not to write about mundane topics. Btw, you can report anything you want. I'm not the first nor the last to write about controversial subjects.
Rob Arndt - May 29, 2015 - Report this comment
BTW SB, your comment about Jon is unjustified and rude. He wrote a parody. Why do you assume what someone writes about must be personal? I write about many things that do not pertain to me in character nor belief system. I'm laughing at you because no Nazi could support children in Mexico, Bangladesh, Vietnam, and Afghanistan like I do through ministries nor Israel directly!!! I am a supporter of Zola Levitt Ministries, the IDF, FIDF, and IFCJ!!! I supported Operation Solomon too- the rescue of Falasha Jews back in the early 1990s and IFCJ makes Aliyah possible to FSU and Argentinian Jews! Who is a fool? You are because I have 30 years of solid charity and missionary support as well as tithing and homeless support. Been a caregiver to 13 people! So STHU. NFR
Jewish Master Race - May 30, 2015 - Report this comment
Curious - May 30, 2015 - Report this comment
Don't Zionists believe the same things? If not, what's the difference?
Joe the Crazy Conch - May 30, 2015 - Report this comment
The guy in this song does NOT have a swastika painted on his apartment building - he had no choice but to live in a predominantly Jewish neighborhood because rent was cheaper there.
Rob Arndt - May 30, 2015 - Report this comment
Sorry Joe, I got you mixed up with Jon as the author of the parody, but what I said to SB still stands. This is just another parody which is not indicative of how you feel about Jews...
Source Checker - May 30, 2015 - Report this comment
@Jewish Master Race:
Thanks for the link to the article. It was written by Texe Marrs. Here are some of his beliefs and statements:
-The Oklahoma City bombing was planned and carried out by the American government.
-Timothy McVeigh was framed.
-Hillary Rodham Clinton is a "doctrinaire Marxist" who has recruited "other America-hating subversives for key administration posts".
-"Newt Gingrich is a closet Marxist and member of the occultic secret society known as the Bohemian Grove."
-Bill Clinton and Hillary "are deep into Egyptian occultism and Masonic magic."
-"Robert Dole is a 33rd degree Mason and a fake conservative. He's anti-Jesus Christ."
-The Pope plans to head a one-world order.
-While Marrs denies being an anti-Semite, his ministry website sells anti-Semitic literature including reprints of The Protocols of the Elders of Zion and books that deny that the Holocaust happened.
-In 1999 Marrs alleged that former United States President George H.W. Bush would be involved in a black mass in a chamber within the Great Pyramid of Giza during the 2000 millennium celebrations.
Furious - May 30, 2015 - Report this comment
What "same things," Curious? The fabricated master-race statement attributed to Menachem Begin and spread to nearly every hate website? Regarding the difference between Zionists and Jews: Jews have hook noses, super-long dirty fingernails, horns, they control the media, make matzoh with the blood of Christian boys, and are employed in the usury business. On the other hand, Zionists do exactly the same thing. For an accurate illustration of how a Jew or Zionist looks, check out Nosferatu right after you look up "usury" in the dictionary.
Desperately Seeking Closure - May 30, 2015 - Report this comment
Rob, aside from all the Jewish charities you give to, you forgot to say, "Some of my best friends are Jewish."
Rob Arndt - May 31, 2015 - Report this comment
Some of my best friends are Jewish soldiers! Ever fired a Galil or Uzi??? Lol!!!
DSC - May 31, 2015 - Report this comment
Hell, I trained the Ecuadorian AF on the Kfir. I have dual Israeli-American citizenship, and Ecuador has awarded me the Order of Abdon Calderón 1st Class!
Joe the Crazy Conch - May 31, 2015 - Report this comment
Dear Rob and anyone else who may be concerned, I assure that this parody is 100% fictional. Jewish people are actually pretty great in many fields, particularly business. In fact, I actually have had some teachers who are Jewish.
Rob Arndt - May 31, 2015 - Report this comment
Sorry Joe for thread drift :-(
Rob Arndt - May 31, 2015 - Report this comment
@DSC, so what? Basically you trained a bunch of Third World pilots on the C2 version of a bastardized Mirage III, the latter C7 version of which has engine overheating problems with the J79! For Israel the interceptor is used more as a strike aircraft with F-15Is running top cover. Did well in '82 against SA-2, 3, and 6 SAMs, Bekka Valley and used Shrikes for AR work. But like so many things tailored to Israeli standards, the Lion Cub originating from Black Curtain due to the French embargo is only good against poor ex-Soviet garbage. As a strike aircraft, it is inferior to the Russian Su-25 Frogfoot, Su-32 Fullback, German Panavia Tornado IDS, US F-15E Beagle, and A-10 Warthog tank buster!!! So not impressed. BTW, any enemy with an AMR can hit a Kfir on the ground parked and take it out. Just hit the canopy, engines, control surfaces, or that ugly dorsal intake.
Amused - June 01, 2015 - Report this comment
Hey, RA -- First you apologize to Joe for the thread drift and then you proceed to drift it further! You just can't resist snowing us with a blizzard of unsolicited MIL details. "So not impressed." And Joe: Wow! You ACTUALLY had some teachers who are Jewish?! That is absolutely mind-boggling!!! Yeah, Jews are good at Business. You know why? Because they're SHREWD!
DSC - June 01, 2015 - Report this comment
Rob, I wouldn't dream of trying to impress you. But perhaps I can make you jealous. The best award I received in Ecuador was the most beautiful woman in the world. I married the girl from Quito.
Callmelennie - June 01, 2015 - Report this comment
Let that be a lesson to you. Joe. Never say anything even remotely negative about Jews because that is the worst thoughtcrime imaginable..... unless said Jew is a conservative like Benjamin Netanyahu who's trying to keep 5 million Jews in Israel from being wiped off the face of the earth. In that case, it's almost your sacred duty to heap as much abuse as possible on him.
Source Checker - June 01, 2015 - Report this comment
The lesson for Joe, CML, is to never characterize a whole ethnic group collectively, either positively or negatively. That is at the heart of bigotry. Read critically and recognize flagrant and defamatory lies.
Joe the Crazy Conch - June 01, 2015 - Report this comment
Dear Source Checker: This parody is a work of fiction. I do not live in a Jewish neighborhood, nor do I have any harsh feelings toward Jews.
Source Checker - June 01, 2015 - Report this comment
O.K., Joe.

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