-> "One-Ball Hitler"
Original Song Title:
"Pinball Wizard"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"One-Ball Hitler"
The Lyrics
Ever since I was a young boy
I've had a pair of balls
I'm really quite proud of them
You couldn't call them small
But my soldier buddies tell me
Herr Goebbels: none at all
And that damned Nazi Hitler
Only has got one ball
That say that Herman Goehring
He has a tiny ween
And Herr Eichmann, they all say
He doesn't have a spleen
And the Fuhrer's other nut is
Inside the Albert Hall
'Cause that damned Nazi Hitler
Only has got one ball
He's the one-ball Hitler
I guess that's why he limps
It was an old war wound
Now he's just a scrotal gimp
How do you think he lost it? I don't know.
Is that why he's gone mad?
They say that Erwin Rommel
Has massive hemmorhoids
And if he weren't an anti-Semite
He'd probably talk to Freud
But Hitler has Monorchid-
-ism, this it's called
A fancy way of saying that
He only has one ball
I read Anton Drexler
Had three inside that sack
But I just learned that
Size is what they lack
Even Eva Braun, they're sayin'
Has got an extra breast
Well, that's what my bunkmate's sayin'
Can't speak for all the rest
Albert Speer has got six fingers
Diamond rings upon them all
But that damned Nazi Hitler
Only has got one ball
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