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Song Parodies -> "Football Wizard"

Original Song Title:

"Pinball Wizard"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Who

Parody Song Title:

"Football Wizard"

Parody Written by:

Spoof-Man

The Lyrics

no-celeb connection here...this was just for fun!! Who doesn't love the Who??
(Starts with a guitar riff)

Ever since I was a young boy
My Bro suppressed us all
When he started a showdown
and throw that pig-skin ball
Though I ain't seen a touchdown
Tel’ the day my mouth did fall
That quick, fast and sleek man
Sure played a mean football

He runs like a pro
My brother, yes my bro
running from the sidelines
The win he always finds
The Aggie Fan
Standing proud and tall
That quick, fast and sleek man
Sure played a mean football

He's a football wizard
He’s surly past the test
A football wizard
He's got to be the best

How‘d he run with it?
(I don't know)
He‘s totally just that good!!

He so got the motion
Can hear the crowd shout’
He plays to win the race
He ran with no dis-grace
Always gets a replay
he always makes the call
That quick, fast and sleek man
Sure played a mean football

I thought I was the best
but I’m in dead last
So, my hats to him

Never seen him fall
That quick, fast and sleek man
Sure played a mean football
He's a football wizard
He’s surly past the test
A football wizard
He's got to be the best

Never seen him fall
That quick, fast and sleek man
Sure played a mean football

(music fades)
Commets welcome!!

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carly_carlz - February 08, 2010 - Report this comment
555 TOUCHDOWN! And yes, who doesn't like The Who? They are the real greatest band of all time.
2Eagle - February 08, 2010 - Report this comment
The Who should have thought of that.
Christie Marie M - February 08, 2010 - Report this comment
I echo both comments! Yeah, The Who made a spectacular performance last night at the halftime show! This is a perfect satire to match for the Superbowl XLIV! You gained 5 more yards, scored 5 touchdowns, and made 5 kickoffs! It's Good!!!
Old Man Ribber - February 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Great song! Why not get The Who to play a Super Bowl halftime some time? ;D
Phil Nelson - February 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Appropriate parody! Cool song, I like it better than the original. I liked the concert too.
Spoof-Man - February 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Carlz-The greatest band is who...that's right .. 'THE WHO' thats who!! Christie-Thanx for the comploments Ribber-Didn't the Who play at halftime..I don't know..I'll I saw was a bunch of old gyus singing there songs!! Phil-Did you watch the Veiw today, the totally bashed the Who..saying just how awful they were...the Who should bash how awful there show is!!
Warren Baker - February 09, 2010 - Report this comment
2Eagle's right. Pete is a clever man. He should have put something together for the bowl. Nice job.
Pyth - February 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Great parody, especially given their show (even though I don't think they were as good as when they were in their prime, but then again who is (no pun intended)).

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