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Song Parodies -> "Aching Tooth"

Original Song Title:

"Substitute"

Original Performer:

The Who

Parody Song Title:

"Aching Tooth"

Parody Written by:

Mark Scotti

The Lyrics

If The Who were hired to promote oral hygiene:
My teeth once looked pretty good together
Now abuse made them look so weathered
I've got an aching tooth pain gone awry
From smoking Pall Malls yellow colored dyed
My mouth should be on a show that's animated
On an inbred bug, teeth so desecrated, yech

Aching tooth, and more are cracked
If the wind blows through my nerves contract
My face goes white, and my head rears back
My dentist said I paid for his cadillac

Teeth are torn I chew baby food in my mouth
One side of my teeth points due east, but the east looks like down south
No one can win a dare and make me smile
My extraction fears grow all the while
I'm a poster child Golem, looks imply
Please pull it out, and the circus I will try, I will try

Aching tooth soaked with gin
Aching tooth my grinchy grin
Aching tooth what I've become
At least side shows will pay for rum.....

Copyright 2009

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John Lomain - April 17, 2009 - Report this comment
DKTOS but I can hear the who singing it anyway. Hilarious
R42 - April 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, John!!
Jim Rotondo - April 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Love the Who, love this parody, no cavities here!
Mark Scotti - April 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Aching thanks to you, Jim!!
Leo Keough - April 17, 2009 - Report this comment
This was just tooth much!!! - Excellent job!!! - 555 - And now for the 'great minds think alike' shameless plug - check out one of my earlier and totally unheralded works - http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/thekillers43.shtml
Mark Scotti - April 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks Leo. I just checked it out and left you a comment. Really funny!!!!!!!!
Tommy Turtle - April 17, 2009 - Report this comment
DK much of the Who, except, of course, for their songs about Tommy :-) .... gosh, looking at the gaps between your teeth, I Can See For Miles! ... about 555 of them.
Mark Scotti - April 17, 2009 - Report this comment
A gaping thanks to you, Tom!!!!!!
malcolm higgins - April 17, 2009 - Report this comment
open wide and get fives
Mark Scotti - April 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Rinsed and a spit of thanks to you, Malcolm!
Andy Primus - April 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Funny one
john - April 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Call 1-555-DENTIST
Mark Scotti - April 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Extraction of thanks to Andy & John!!!
Below Average Dave - April 17, 2009 - Report this comment
I've always had a sweet spot for teeth related parodies, short original song, so you had to use each line accordingly, which I think you accomplished, good job Mark,!
Mark Scotti - April 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Toothy grin of thanks to you, Dave!!!
John Barry - September 16, 2010 - Report this comment
Filling your vote block with 5s.
Mark Scotti - September 17, 2010 - Report this comment
Novocane, and thanks to you, John!!

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