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Song Parodies -> "I Can't Get Laid"

Original Song Title:

"I Can't Explain"

Original Performer:

The Who

Parody Song Title:

"I Can't Get Laid"

Parody Written by:

McKludge

The Lyrics

This parody is only partially autobiographical :-)

DKTOS? Hear it here.
I keep getting denied (can’t get laid)
Can’t get off the schneid* (can’t get laid)
All the girls I know (can’t get laid)
Are in the “friend zone”, yeah (can’t get laid)

I’m sad … (can’t get laid)
I’m sporting wood now, yeah, but (can’t get laid)

Busy with my hand and some shampoo
With this long dry spell, maybe I’m due
But it’s the same old scene, again and again
Got no self-esteem, ‘cause

Can’t get laid
Got no chick love
Yeah you know that it’s true
My balls are blue

I just can’t get laid (can’t get laid)
Yeah, even if I’m paying, girl (can’t get laid)

--break--

Busy with my hand I’m a lonely lad
My new best friend, this lingerie ad
Yeah it’s the same old scene, again and again
Maybe I’ll switch teams, ‘cause

Can’t get laid
Got no chick love
Yeah you know that it’s true
My balls are blue

I just can’t get laid (can’t get laid)
Girls, give me one more chance, now (can’t get laid)

--break--

I said I can’t get laid, yeah
I think I’m making me blind
The world is so unkind, babe
I said I can’t get laid
*Off the schneid is a baseball term. It means to break a scoreless or winless or hitless streak.

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 10

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alvin - May 19, 2008 - Report this comment
especially liked the lingerie ad line...i've been following baseball nearly 40 years and i've never heard of "off the schneid"
Guy - May 19, 2008 - Report this comment
You laid this out quite well McKludge. Here's a contribution of 5. Get a few more, hire a hooker and get a room. Go get bent.

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