I keep getting denied (can’t get laid)
Can’t get off the schneid* (can’t get laid)
All the girls I know (can’t get laid)
Are in the “friend zone”, yeah (can’t get laid)

I’m sad … (can’t get laid)
I’m sporting wood now, yeah, but (can’t get laid)

Busy with my hand and some shampoo
With this long dry spell, maybe I’m due
But it’s the same old scene, again and again
Got no self-esteem, ‘cause

Can’t get laid
Got no chick love
Yeah you know that it’s true
My balls are blue

I just can’t get laid (can’t get laid)
Yeah, even if I’m paying, girl (can’t get laid)

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Busy with my hand I’m a lonely lad
My new best friend, this lingerie ad
Yeah it’s the same old scene, again and again
Maybe I’ll switch teams, ‘cause

Can’t get laid
Got no chick love
Yeah you know that it’s true
My balls are blue

I just can’t get laid (can’t get laid)
Girls, give me one more chance, now (can’t get laid)

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I said I can’t get laid, yeah
I think I’m making me blind
The world is so unkind, babe
I said I can’t get laid