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Song Parodies -> "My Little Whizzer"

Original Song Title:

"Pinball Wizard"

Original Performer:

The Who

Parody Song Title:

"My Little Whizzer"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Daddytobe has long-range plans for his newborn....
I would like to have my big boy
Grow up to six feet tall
He'll kill them all at Harvard
Not play with Barbie dolls
And no one will chastise him
Will catch him if he falls
And I'll have my own kid
Teach me to play baseball!

He knows all the virtues
Knows how to fix machines
He won't play in dumpsters
Always comes home clean
Won't be seen in detention
Won't sleep in study hall
Yes, that amazing little kid
He won't slack off at all!

He's like a blizzard
But folks, here is a twist
My little whizzer
Won't get his parents pissed!

(Mommytobe:) How can you say he'll do that?
(Daddytobe:) I don't know, just keep good attitude!

And he'll be good at fractions
Uncover biology cells
Or maybe have a passion
For inventing new hair gels
Yes, it will happen some day
One always starts out small
Yeah, he won't screw up like I did
My kid's the best of all!

I know I was a nerdy little twit
But my little rascal
Just won't stand and get hit!

But if my kid's a daughter
She'll also be the best
We'll have her play at football
Until she grows her chest
I'll keep her from the suitors
Leering at prom balls
Yeah, I'm gonna keep my angel
Safe from the teenage sprawl!
cOPYRIGHT 2OO6, aGRIMORFEE. (What's your name? Who's your daddy?...To be continued...)

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 26

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Arwen - September 27, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm so excited to follow you in your little (BIG) adventure, Agri...this was lots of fun! I've yet to meet a man who didn't hope that his son would invent a new line of hair gels...; )
alvin rhodes - September 27, 2006 - Report this comment
masterfully written
PMS - September 27, 2006 - Report this comment
My favorite of the day
Kristof Robertson - September 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Yeah, this was stupendous, Agri...masterful stuff. 555+
Meriadoc - September 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Very cute.
The Charnstar - October 03, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Good choice for SOTM, 5-5-5
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - October 07, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM - What? No plans for him to become a parodist!
tomario - October 09, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM-you are the daddy 555
raddog20002002 - October 17, 2006 - Report this comment
A good mystery song!
Rick C - October 18, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Good luck on your adventure, Agri. Great parody! I liked how you turned to the girls in the end (my being the proud father of 3) :-)555
Stuart McArthur - October 20, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) this was a delight to read Ag, not just because of the seamless pacing, but because it took me back to those innocent "newborn baby" days (now they're teenagers, a few of the possiblities for their future you mentioned have vapourised!! ;-)) - and I loved "We'll have her play at football Until she grows her chest" - lol - 555
Matthias - October 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Ahhhhhhhh, Childhood I've only been there once.... But it was worth the trip
Jack Wilson - October 22, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM)That was aweosme! 5's
Red Ant - October 23, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) 555. That was uplifting, relective, and funny at the same time. Lots of great stuff here, Agrimorfee. Makes me wish Nicole was about to have a baby....well, almost. ;)
Michael McVey - October 25, 2006 - Report this comment
But dad, all the other kids get disciplined by their parents!---MM
Phil Alexander - October 27, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm intrigued by how you're going to get this to work: genetic manipulation, or force-feeding the boy growth hormones and brain-expanding drugs (if there are any such...)? Great parody, Ag :-)
Tim Mayfield - October 28, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Kids - The reason clones are outlawed. Hehe. Very funny approach.
wannabemustangjockey - October 29, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM - Quite the overachiever, your kid is. He'll make all the other kids feel inadequate. You know, there's a reason we have emo kids these days!
Jeff Reuben - October 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Sotm-I like the wordplay in here, you got both meanings I was looking for in there =)
bobpiecheese - October 30, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) That's a lot you're expectiong of your kid. Well done, Agri! I loved the bit at the end about if the kid was a girl.
Kristof Robertson - October 31, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above. Clever, clever, clever!
Silver Power - July 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Great parody.. I'm assuming you have a kid who you wrote this about? Anyways, it was funny, so 555.
Guy - July 26, 2009 - Report this comment

High expectation and low maintenance - I caught that bit about him teaching you baseball - I recall you commenting on baseball parodies saying that you don't follow that sport much. Even if you can't get a hit playing baseball your parody is a hit. Fine job here, Ag.
Timmy1000 - July 26, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC) Good story line in this one - hope things are working out well for the kid.
Mark Scotti - July 26, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC) Great job on this one, picture perfect. Flowed as soft as "a baby's behind"!!
Max Power - August 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Cry baby cry.
Leo Keough - August 06, 2009 - Report this comment
ABC5(M)...Nice fit with the OS...Great pacing and rhyming...555!!!
Matthias - August 06, 2009 - Report this comment
How's the kid doing lately Aggy? I remember this project pretty well... Did you ever finish it? I can't remember...
Below Average Dave - August 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Well written parody Agri, good pacing, fun rhyming, no big LOL moments, but well written.
bobpiecheese - August 07, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC5) See above, minus the 'o' in 'expectiong'. Stupid past me, it's 'expecting'! Ahem...don't mind me.
Red Ant - August 20, 2009 - Report this comment
As above. Great to revisit this one again.

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