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Song Parodies -> "Hell in Lore"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

The Turtles

Parody Song Title:

"Hell in Lore"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

Got to the Pearly Gates, sad
Peter said "Got some news, bad
I gotta send you, underground, bye bye" !
Sulphur's asphyxiatin'
Ever, sins comtemplatin'
Sisyphus' rock rolls upward unending

Hell in lore: really reeks and smells
If I'd timeshare here, I'd sell
Can I wait and try Gehenna ?
Hell in lore: fiends around me plied
Purgatory's so unkind
Maybe Acheron'd be better

Lucifer's quite the looney
Horny and strangely puny
Poodle of Satan already bit me
"Welcome to my inferno"
Hades is quite hot below
Want conflagration? Hell in lore: blazy

Hell in lore: demons, I can tell
Ain't got snowball's chance in hell
To avoid the joys of Dante
Hell in lore: flanked by 666
Cerberus won't drink from Styx
Tell me Stygia's no better

Hell in lore: greeting Azazel, a-byss !
Hell in lore, angels roun' me fell, no-bliss !

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 16

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John Barry - August 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Hot parody. Title of the day.
alvin rhodes - August 25, 2006 - Report this comment
controversial, funny as hell (NPI) and intelligent....magnifico
Cat - August 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Wow! This is really great, M&P! "Horny and strangely puny" made me laugh out loud. =D
Dee Range - August 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Loved the whole damn thing, but the Satan's poodle line was a killer. Top notch 5's - August 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Hella good!
The Charnstar - August 25, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL! You can't not love it, although I DKTOS :( Alas, boo on me. But I'll trust the others and 5-5-5
Michael Pacholek - August 25, 2006 - Report this comment
One he... wait, that pun's already been used... A devilishly good parody! Hell-p yourself to some fives!
TJC - August 25, 2006 - Report this comment
What a concept! Learned some things too.... particularly liked the image of Satan's poodle taking a, er, uh, chomp...
AFW - August 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Most interesting and entertaining observations...
Meriadoc - August 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Thank you so much everyone! The poodle part was fun, as over the years I've seen a few references of a grey poodle being the familiar of the devil - dunno how well known that one is tho'...sure seems apropro when they're yappin' at your heels - ha ha.
PMS - August 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Wicked funny.
mandamoo - September 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Seeing as i can't give you 6's, I gave you 5's :)
wandlimb - February 01, 2007 - Report this comment
"Poodle of Satan already bit me" Poodle bites, poodle chews it ??? .....Is Frank Zappa down there?

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