-> "Hell in Lore"
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"Hell in Lore"
Got to the Pearly Gates, sad
Peter said "Got some news, bad
I gotta send you, underground, bye bye" !
Ever, sins comtemplatin'
Sisyphus' rock rolls upward unending
Hell in lore: really reeks and smells
If I'd timeshare here, I'd sell
Can I wait and try Gehenna ?
Hell in lore: fiends around me plied
Purgatory's so unkind
Maybe Acheron'd be better
Lucifer's quite the looney
Horny and strangely puny
Poodle of Satan already bit me
"Welcome to my inferno"
Hades is quite hot below
Want conflagration? Hell in lore: blazy
Hell in lore: demons, I can tell
Ain't got snowball's chance in hell
To avoid the joys of Dante
Hell in lore: flanked by 666
Cerberus won't drink from Styx
Tell me Stygia's no better
Hell in lore: greeting Azazel, a-byss !
Hell in lore, angels roun' me fell, no-bliss !
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