-> "Killers Fret As Goldi's Sleeping"
Original Song Title:
"Silver Threads And Golden Needles"
Parody Song Title:
"Killers Fret As Goldi's Sleeping"
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Idle blonde's in cozy mansion
Of three bears who'd left some food.
And she finds the third bowl flawless.
She eats, because she's rude.
But this leaves her feeling crappy
With her tummy so inflamed.
She rives the chair she borrows,
As she sits to ease her pain.
Pillared beds that Goldi's seeing
Might just end her jarring plight.
First two barely ease her sorrow,
But the third one is just right.
So she sinks down for a nappy
In the chubby clan's domain.
Her stylish tresses sparkle,
Vile and vain, this thieving dame.
Killers fret as Goldi's sleeping,
Cannot mend this chair she'd rived.
And the bears are wowed and startled
By the warm bowls where she'd dined.
Should confine this lovely honey,
Leave forever doing time.
Killers' threats have Goldi freaking,
Can't defend her heartless crimes.
Killers' threats have Goldi fleeing,
Scrams from bed, departs in time!
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