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Song Parodies -> "Jacob VS The Model High Scums"

Original Song Title:

"Snoopy VS The Red Baron"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Royal Guardsmen

Parody Song Title:

"Jacob VS The Model High Scums"

Parody Written by:

Jacob Woodring

The Lyrics

Ok, so I do not like my school with a passion, so I decided to do this parody with me and the Model High School people.
(Verse 1):
Not too long ago in Rome, Georgia,
In a School known in a distrct as Shannon,
There was a hootin' and a holerin' like no one heard,
along with the firing of Airsoft Guns.
In a classroom
A sociology worker
Mrs. Koehler was her and she bashed on people
80 people cried 80 people tried
Now they are trying to tough it out!
(Chorus):
10, 20 , 30, 40, 50 or more!
The Bloody Model High Scums were running up the score
80 people were wrongfully suspended trying to end that spree,
of the Bloody Model High Scums, in Rome, Georgia
(Verse 2):
In the nick of time, a hero arrived,
A brown-haired guy named Jacob Woodring.
He started a battle to seek revenge
But the Model Scums made him surrender
"Drat it, foiled again!"
(Repeat Chorus)
(Verse 3):
Now Jacob had sworn that he'd destory them.
So he asked his friend John Agee for a new battle plan,
he challenged the Model Scums, to a real battle,
while they were laughing he got them in his sight
(Brief Instrumental Break.)
(Verse 4):
The bloody Model Scums, were in a fix.
They tried everything, but they ran out of tricks
Jacob ran and captured their flag,
then the bloody Model Scums pleaded for mercy.
(Repeat Chorus 5 times)

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Michael - May 23, 2011 - Report this comment
Your point is well taken, but I think you should have tried a different song. In several places it looks like you had to force the lyrics to fit, and the fit was often uneasy. E for effort, though.

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