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Song Parodies -> "As Weirs Go Dry"

Original Song Title:

"As Tears Go By"

Original Performer:

The Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"As Weirs Go Dry"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

This is our 250th parody (or so Pippin says - I haven't counted... :-D )
No rain in evening or the day
No bit of ice or snowy-flake
No boat races, no can ski
Or brush our teeth
Just spit for wash
As weirs go dry

Dry ditches burgeon; levees shrink
No need to fear no mildew stink
Wa-il searing of the ground
And lawn "pallingly a-browned
No drip or splosh!
As weirs go dry

Desalination sounds okay
Must nip this parch of field and hay
Flowin' streams in sluice anew
May drink the dew
We'd be awash
If weirs flow high

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Johnny D - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Congratulations on the Big 250, hobbitsezz!! May your well of inspiration NEVER run dry! ;-)
alvin rhodes - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment
"dam" good....fit the tone of the original well...5s
Red Ant - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Gratz on 250 as well. I take it one of you doesn't live in Washington state.=)
Rick C - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Good job here. I guess you won't be needing towels any more. I'll take them off your hands. By the way, are they His or Hers????
Michael Pacholek - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment
You've given us 250 songs, and the best weirs of our lives.
Royce Miller - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Congratulations.
John Barry - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Your source is always flowing. 5s
Meriadoc - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you everyone! (now which one of you forgot to vote - hee hee..)
Stuart McArthur - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment
weir glad to see you back, M and P - 555
Peregrin - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you all :) Weir glad to be back :)
John Jenkins - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment
I thought this was going to be about Canadian golfers, but I have to give you credit for a clever title and some very clever lines.
mandamoo - July 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Congratulations on racking up 250 brilliant compositions M&P ! A fantastic accomplishment !!! You guys are just reservoir of talent :)
Adagio - July 09, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but you always pace well. And this was a good song. Congrats on 250. 5's

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