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Song Parodies -> "Have You Dreamed of Udders Lately? (Handling All t"

Original Song Title:

"Have You Seen Your Mother Baby (Standing in the Sh"

Original Performer:

The Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Have You Dreamed of Udders Lately? (Handling All t"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

Have you dreamed of udders lately?
Handling all the cattle
Have you bagged a cud-chew'r lately?
Handling all the cattle

You're so bad - you're ogling their thigh-igh-igh-ighs
The calf-lets - made them cry
You sleaze, you're not ni-i-i-ice

Have you dreamed of udders maybe?
Handling all the cattle
Are you churnin' butter, baby?
Handling all the cattle

All Ind-ia's aghast at this crime
Feeding them bones; won't forgive
'Palling symphony bovine

Surely a foray into
Cow-ly amoure - moo-ey
Drive in the cattle - and
Grease up the cattle - and
Crop all the cattle - and
Spear all the cattle - and
Mate with the cattle - and
Proddin' those cattle-y hides

Have you fondled udders baby?
Handling all the cattle
Have you had a rum'nant, lately?
Handling all the cattle

Steers have you sinned all you li-i-i-ife
Flocking about all the sheep'll
Prove good di-version of vi-i-i-ice

Have you seen the pother baby?
Hampshire to Ohio
Says you've had another baby
Handsomey as Io

Well you sate your Bossian desi-i-i-res
Depraved poll Hereford designs
To the depths you've decli-i-i-ined

Oh bovine!

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alvin rhodes - May 04, 2005 - Report this comment
my favorite of the day...very mooooooving
Lou Costello - May 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Have I dreamed of udders? Udder what?
mandamoo - May 06, 2005 - Report this comment
I love your cow parodies, as you do them so well ! Chock-full of brilliant lines as always !
Meriadoc - May 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks everyone. Dunno what it is about cows, but they are always easy to do - hee hee.
Paul Robinson - May 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, I haven't been around the site much lately, but it's good to see you guys are still udderly deranged. 5's ~ ~ ~
Peregrin - May 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you Paul, neither have we, unfortunately... :(
Johnny D - May 07, 2005 - Report this comment
I love cow parodies, too, and you hobbits milked this one for all it's worth!
Tommy Turtle - September 26, 2012 - Report this comment
Io U Fives for that line alone... Even Jupiter is mooning over this! Zeus'll never hera better parody, lol. ;)

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