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Song Parodies -> "Paint It, Red"

Original Song Title:

"Paint It, Black"

Original Performer:

The Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Paint It, Red"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

Parody title from an idea by Minx

I see a black door and I want it painted red
Some velour furniture I picture in my head
I see the girls all lounged dressed in their underclothes
I’ll have them into bed, with skill, their parts exposed

I see a line of bawds arranged in curtained beds
Deflower me they must while cuffed up to the ‘stead
I see people spurn their threads and chicks that look cliche
Like my bod’ly essence to be sapped without delay

I look inside the club and pounding starts in head
Behind that red door, minxes sate my pencil’s lead
Images all fade away; I’m home in my lonely bed
It's not easy waking up to find just girls in head

Decor of velvet’s seen, it spurs me to pursue
For, in this swinging place, debauch’ry I’m into
If I look hard and buff I’m sure to get some fun
I’ll live out fantasies and score some morning hums

I see a black door and I want it painted red
Show group scenes to the fore, my inhibitions shed
I’m keen on whips and chains, yes, guess I’m predisposed
I love what others dread and that’s why bondage, chose

I wanna be in place painted red, spread delight, beds all full
Don't wanna be at home, lying dry and denied
I wanna spree un-sainted, tainted, sated, spate in bed, yeah!

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Old Man Ribber - March 10, 2010 - Report this comment
Great job, but I always thought all the fun stuff happened behind the Green Door. ;D
Phil Nelson - March 10, 2010 - Report this comment
delightfully naughty, 555's
Mistress Maria (Christie Marie M) - March 10, 2010 - Report this comment
Kinky satire, if I ever read one, Mer & Pip! Handcuffing you with 555's!!
Patrick - March 10, 2010 - Report this comment
I never really understood the original. I'm afraid I know what your parody is about, not from experience, but I once read a book about such things.
Tommy Turtle - March 10, 2010 - Report this comment
Top Marx for this one!

My kind of parody... and every line a TGTML. ... I would award yoiu 555, but under Marxism, I must share it equally with less talented writers, even the poor Unabombers, so I think that's about a 333. (j/k!)

oh, wait, you said "minx", which just blew that whole gag.... well, "Red" still = Mark, so take it and run ;)

@ Patrrick: The love of his life died, and all he can see is funereal black, in his grief:

I could not foresee this thing happening to you

If I look hard enough into the settin' sun
My love will laugh with me before the mornin' comes

i. e., kill himself to be with her?
Fiddlegirl - March 10, 2010 - Report this comment
You guys sure don't minx words, do you? ;) 555 for your "captivating" parody!
Andy Primus - March 10, 2010 - Report this comment
Hilarious. I've heard about places like that. You can be strapped, for cash - as long as you're not strapped for cash.
TJC - March 10, 2010 - Report this comment
Lexcellent!
[LOL: "...minxes sate my pencil’s lead"!]
Ann Hammond - March 13, 2010 - Report this comment
he he he he he
mandamoo - March 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Great job! 3x5 lashes
MadameEnRose - March 19, 2010 - Report this comment
Qui, Qui , pour La Maison Rouge !

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