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Song Parodies -> "I Am a Coach Named Kreeton"

Original Song Title:

"You've Lost that Loving Feeling"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Righteous Brothers

Parody Song Title:

"I Am a Coach Named Kreeton"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

I figured I didn't show you guys enough of Coach Kreeton in my Randy Newman parody. So here's a more in-depth look at some of the torture Coach Kreeton has endured in his "All That" sketches.
(I) was living in a dump as a child, some punk called me "Coach"
And I've waffled my hands, and broken every bone in my body
I'm teaching kids to play dodgeball, (baby).
I hate kids, hate kids, despise them...

I am a Coach named Kreaton
Whoa, a Coach named Kreaton
I am a Coach named Kreaton
I say daaaggghhh...daaaggghhh...daaaggghhh...wooooooh.

Now I have never been a happy man since they cancelled "Bewitched".
I make kids miserable and criticize all the things they do.
I once taught a Driver's Ed class (music).
The music, evil music was blaring!!

I am a Coach named Kreaton
You might think that I'm a heathen
I am a Coach named Kreaton
I say daaaggghhh...daaaggghhh...daaaggghhh...wooooooh

Deaf'ning music, nearly gave me a heart attack
If you would only let my body heal a lot, yeah
I've broken bones...my hand...my hand was waffled in scary ways
My life's...bad... in ways that you don't understand

Kreeton (Kreeton), Kreeton (Kreeton),
They call me a coach...Coach!!
The life I live (The life I live), The life I live (The life I live),
Yeah, the life I live (Yeah, the life I live), it is so sad (Man, it is so sad).

These punks, they named me Kreeton
Whoa, they named me Kreeton
Now I'm a Coach named Kreeton
I say daaaggghhh... daaaggghhh..... daaaggghhh!!!!
I'm a poor old man
Daaagggghhhhh!!!!

These punks, they named me Kreeton
Whoa, they named me Kreeton
Now I'm a Coach named Kreeton
I say daaaggghhh... daaaggghhh.....
(Repeat/Fade out)

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