-> "You've Gnoshed Anchovy Pizza"
Original Song Title:
"You've Lost That Loving Feeling"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"You've Gnoshed Anchovy Pizza"
The Lyrics
I wish you'd hose your bite
With mouthwash 'fore I kiss your lips
'Cause I taste rancid fish
Where before I tasted rose-hips
You're trying hard candy pellets (baby)
But baby
Baby, I smell it
You've gnoshed
Anchovy pizza
Whoa, anchovy pizza
You've gnoshed anchovy pizza
And it's strong, strong, strong, oh-ho-whoa-oh-oh
Now there's a hungry look
In your eyes
When I feed my fish
And now you're starting to
Sniff my kit-ty cat's supper dish
It makes me just feel like cryin' (baby)
'Cause baby
You eat like a sea lion
You gnosh
Sea lion sushi
Whoa, sea lion sushi
You gnosh sea lion sushi
And it's raw, raw, raw, gro-o-o-o-oss!
Baby, baby, I'd serve browned onion rings to you
If you would only, eat please, like us humans do (yeah)
We used to lunch...and brunch...and munch oh so fine everyday
So don't...don't...don't...don't, keep eating this way
Baby (baby)
Baby (baby)
Eat eggs or eat beef (beef)
Eat eggs or eat beef (beef)
Don't eat raw doves
(Don't eat raw doves)
Fried beef you'll love
(Fried beef you'll love)
So have an attack
(So have an attack)
An' eat a Big Mac
(An' eat a Big Mac)
Bring back
Anchovy pizza
Whoa, anchovy pizza
Bring back anchovy pizza
And give up, oh, please
Sea lion su-shi
Gro-o-o-o-oss!
Bring back
Anchovy pizza
Whoa, anchovy pizza
Bring back anchovy pizza
And when sup-per's done
Chug that mouth-wash, hun
Gargle-argle-oh!
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