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Song Parodies -> "You've Gnoshed Anchovy Pizza"

Original Song Title:

"You've Lost That Loving Feeling"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Righteous Brothers

Parody Song Title:

"You've Gnoshed Anchovy Pizza"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

I wish you'd hose your bite
With mouthwash 'fore I kiss your lips

'Cause I taste rancid fish
Where before I tasted rose-hips

You're trying hard candy pellets (baby)

But baby
Baby, I smell it

You've gnoshed
Anchovy pizza
Whoa, anchovy pizza
You've gnoshed anchovy pizza
And it's strong, strong, strong, oh-ho-whoa-oh-oh


Now there's a hungry look
In your eyes
When I feed my fish

And now you're starting to
Sniff my kit-ty cat's supper dish

It makes me just feel like cryin' (baby)

'Cause baby
You eat like a sea lion

You gnosh
Sea lion sushi
Whoa, sea lion sushi
You gnosh sea lion sushi
And it's raw, raw, raw, gro-o-o-o-oss!


Baby, baby, I'd serve browned onion rings to you
If you would only, eat please, like us humans do (yeah)
We used to lunch...and brunch...and munch oh so fine everyday
So don't...don't...don't...don't, keep eating this way

Baby (baby)
Baby (baby)
Eat eggs or eat beef (beef)
Eat eggs or eat beef (beef)
Don't eat raw doves
(Don't eat raw doves)
Fried beef you'll love
(Fried beef you'll love)
So have an attack
(So have an attack)
An' eat a Big Mac
(An' eat a Big Mac)

Bring back
Anchovy pizza
Whoa, anchovy pizza
Bring back anchovy pizza
And give up, oh, please
Sea lion su-shi
Gro-o-o-o-oss!

Bring back
Anchovy pizza
Whoa, anchovy pizza
Bring back anchovy pizza
And when sup-per's done
Chug that mouth-wash, hun
Gargle-argle-oh!

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 11

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Leo Jay - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Hah! That's great. Love the Big Mac attack bit.
Kristof Robertson - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
You really need to choose your dates better, Johnny. This was hilarious. Candy pellets/ smell it couplet was fab! 555
Ashkicksass - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Gross! Bring back perverted sex songs! (Don't worry - I gave you 5's. It really was great...)
Arwen - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
"You eat like a sea lion..." LOL!!! 5s, Johnny...
John Barry - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
15 slices!
Adagio - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Your date reminds me of an X-File that I watched last night. Some weirdo dr.had hybrided humans and animal using DNA. It was a creepy one...gues this date was too. Good parody.
Guy - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
JD - Well done parody to a great classic. Loved it.
John Jenkins - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
This is definitely a Righteous Parody!
Johnny D - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks very much, everybody!

Leo Jay: Timely too, since some guy just made news eating his 20,000th Big Mac.

Kristof Robertson: Not my date, KR, just a fishy hallucination of my imagination!

Ashkicksass: Oh, don't worry, Ash, the perverted sex songs aren't going away! Besides, my esteemed fellow-author-of-perversion Paul Robinson is holding-up his end of things quite masterfully these days!

Arwen: Personally, I love sea food...but sushi?(shudders!)

John Barry: 15 thank-yous!

Adagio: Sounds like the island of Doctor Moreau!

Guy: Welcome back, Distinguished Parody Master!

John Jenkins: Amen, Brother John --- the sea lions and I say AMEN!

lebeiw15 - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
5x5x5 anchovies for ya. ;-)
Adagio - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny, that's what I thought of when I saw it...oh wrong show I watched..."Sliders".
Cookie-man - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
There was a guy I used to work with that you could see coming becasue his breath was so bad. He kinda had a green haze all about him.......YUCK!! Great job! 555
alvin rhodes - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
this is righteous, brother....5s
Johnny D - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
lebeiw15: Mmm, yum! Thank you! I actually do like them on a caesar salad, y'know....

Adagio: OK, so it sounds like the writers of "Sliders" borrowed from the story of "The Island of Doctor Moreau", then...

Cookie-man: Thanks! And thanks for....ah....sharing that particular "image"....(shudders)!!

alvin: Right you are, brother alvin, and thanks!
Paul Robinson - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny D - Hey, thanks for the mention - honored, I am. Ahh, this one brings back memories...No, never kissed a girl with Sea Lion breath...but a friend once ordered an "Anchovy and Pineapple" Pizza (he was on acid - I wasn't consulted on the toppings). YUCK! (Oh, I was on acid, too. Made the anchovy nastyness seemingly linger forever in my gullet. I'm getting flashbacks now). 5's
Johnny D - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm glad you weren't offended by the mention, Paul! PHEW!! (heh heh heh huh?) ....."Anchovy Flashbacks".....There's your next parody's title, Paul.....kind of sounds like something Frank Zappa And The Mothers Of Invention might have recorded.
Johnny D - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Ooops, forgot to say..... Thank you, Paul! ;-)
Peregrin - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Good one JD!
Johnny D - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Peregrin!
Paul Robinson - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
JD - no problem, the "Thanks" were clearly (to me) implied in the original reply.
Johnny D - July 24, 2004 - Report this comment
OK, Paul, thanks again.
Guy - February 05, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC-Y) See my comments above. I still love it.
Adagio - February 06, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Voted again and my comments still stand...it's so funny!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - February 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Human/dolphin relationships rarely work out. Gnosh some 5s.
Agrimorfee - February 08, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) This parody stinks! Haha, you know what I mean. :)
Rick D - February 09, 2005 - Report this comment
ABC very tasty
Jeff Reuben - February 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Trying to get a pizza the action =)
Stuart McArthur - February 11, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) this sea lion loves anchovy pizza, and this parody - 555
Phil Alexander - February 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, this one leaves a bit of an aftertaste... ;-)
2nz - February 13, 2005 - Report this comment
"Would you like some crackers with that caviar, ma'am?" Funny subs, JD.

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