Gross, Alvin...but great...=) 5s...

Licentious laughs!

5's, now write "You've Got That Crawling Feeling".

Great idea, well done.

This one is WAY better than the original!

Alvin, Hmmm...I once had the misfortune...it was somewhere in the mid-seventies - freaked me out when what I THOUGHT was an ingrown hair started MOVING. Tickle...tickle...tickle - YUCK! 5's and a tube of 'Quell'

thank you all....i hate this song more than any other...although "macarthur park" comes close good idea for a song, johnny...hee hee hee

LOL! 5's!

I think I speak for everyone when I say Paul, that's a little too much information.

What a great way to slaughter this soppy song! It was the class song for the class that graduated the year before I did, and every morning for a month we had to hear it on the PA system. If only I had your version then, to help with the tedium.... :-D

I'm with JT!!

Alvin, I just submitted a parody of "MacArthur Park" for the next posting ..... if you hate "MacArthur Park", then I hope you'll enjoy how I utterly, totally, mercilessly trash it in "King Arthur Barked". ;-D

JT & Bandwagon - aww, c'mon, the only GOOD thing about that miserable small slice of my past existence is being able to make current day folks queasy by mentioning it. Would you deny me that small pleasure in my dodderage?

Well, Paul...I guess yes. Yes, I would.

Bandwagon - Spoilsport !

Nice 'n nasty!!! 555

good job, Alvin; quite a departure from the original!

thank you all for checking out my sick little tune...and i looked at your king arthur song, johnny.....excellent

I would too.

"You never close your thighs anymore when you get-that itch! And that sore tenderness near your recess can be such-a bitch! I'm trying hard not to scratch it ,but maybe (maybe) 'cause of you,I can catch it! You gave me that itching feeling. Scratchy,itching feeling. YOU GAVE ME THAT IIIIITCHING FEELING ! Near my bone..bone...bone.Now I can't go home--to my wife!(The wife,the wife,the wife ---she gonna be pissed! the wife,the wife,the wife---she gonna be pissed...) Maybe maybe,I could get some aspercreme from yuuuooo.... 555!

It is now the year 2005. Just stumbled across this, Alvin! This is GREAT! I had to sing this song innumerable times at weddings! If I ever hear it again, I'll hear it your way.

Don't worry be Crabbie. 5's