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Song Parodies -> "Nuts in White Muslin"

Original Song Title:

"Nights in White Satin"

Original Performer:

The Moody Blues

Parody Song Title:

"Nuts in White Muslin"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

Nuts in white muslin
And big pointy hats
Hiding their faces
Cause they're cowardly rats

Beauty they always miss
With their dim, narrow minds
They wouldn't know the truth
If it bit their behinds

And they hate you
Yes they hate you
Oh, how they hate you

Glaring at black guys
Jeering at Jews
Cursing white traitors
Who don't share their views

Some try to sell you
Thoughts you'd rather omit
Too bad they cannot see
That they're all full of sh--

And they hate you
Yes they hate you
Oh, how they hate you
Oh, how they hate you

Nuts in white muslin
Each a huge mental loss
Dancing like monkeys
Round a big burning cross

Questions they always missed
On exams back in school
All of their papers
Were covered with drool

Cause they're morons
Yes they're morons
Oh, how they're morons
Oh, how they're morons


Breathe deep, the billowing smoke
Watch each clown act like a joke
Bedsheeted people look out of their holes
Another day's hatred to blacken their souls

Embittered losers cackle as one
Brainless man cries for a clue but has none
New mother warping the mind of her son
Senior citizens, spread the same old dung

Boneheaded slobs, who ruin the night
Remove the logic from their sight
Down with black, and up with white
But we decide which is right
And which is a delusion

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Patrick - August 22, 2011 - Report this comment
Anything anyone does to Nights in White Satin can only be an improvement. This one is brilliant. Cursing white traitors is typical of any extremist group. Huge mental loss. Beauty they miss. A collection of wonderful lines. This is the first parody I've looked at today, but I bet I won't find one better.
Andy Primus - August 22, 2011 - Report this comment
As Patrick says - plenty of good lines

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