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Song Parodies -> "Missions of Exercise"

Original Song Title:

"Visions of Paradise"

Original Performer:

The Moody Blues

Parody Song Title:

"Missions of Exercise"

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The Lyrics

Song 9 in concept parody In Search of the Lost Nerd
The clowns are behind, they’re scum to me,
Bum me, numb me,
And I’m small in the thighs, as wedgies call,
Shove knee in me.

I get scars and lip will puff, oh, they are vile,
To me, I flee.
But this breed of big jocks are mean to me,
Hunt me, stun me.

Missions of exercise, clueless guys I see,
Brain boys do the drill, do a trick, bend your knee,
Some plea, ah, ah, ah

And the pounding’s confined to nerds like me,
Drum me, shun me.

And the maul of weak guys, they shrink and crawl,
Shove me, shove me.
Next is The Math Whiz

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Pacing: 5.0
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Christie Marie M - July 31, 2009 - Report this comment
This is so funny! Yep, nerds are the easiest targets for the toughest bullies everywhere. Smartly executed! Here's $555 either for paying off those toughies or for medical insurance!
Mark Scotti - July 31, 2009 - Report this comment
$555.00 also buys a bodyguard! LOL
Timmy1000 - July 31, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks Christie and Mark

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