And you apply,
Tiles as you might need a word clue,
Master a cite, if you construe,
Reading as you intersperse,
Linking is the best play in Scrabble.

You’ll fall, I scream,
Troops mass and die as I scheme,
And here’s two on one, it’s my dream,
Bleeding, you just spew a curse,
Risk Game is the best way to battle. (music slows while you roll the dice)

The wedge you crave,
Answer is wrong, do you cry out?
Trivia fan, you have mind doubt,
Beating others to be first,
Winning on a guess may just addle.

And you can buy,
Houses, Monopoly taunts you,
Pass go, you might go to jail too,
Needing your luck to reverse,
Renting is a stress, don’t unravel.