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Song Parodies -> "Nights After A Hard Dog-Day's Night / Late Whimper"

Original Song Title:

"Nights In White Satin / Late Lament"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Moody Blues

Parody Song Title:

"Nights After A Hard Dog-Day's Night / Late Whimper"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

This parody was inspired by MasonR's parody "A Hard Day's Knight In White Satin", which can be found at: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thebeatles748.shtml
(instrumental intro)

It's been a hard day's
Night work-ing like a dog
I should be sleeping
Like a leaning-to log

But when I get home to,
You, I know, I'll find
The things that you do
Feel alright with my mind

Why on Earth moan?
Why should I moan?
Whyyyy should I moan?

You know I work all
Day for mon-ey
And it's worth it just to
Hear you say "Hon-ey"

When I'm home every
Thing seems to be alright
When I'm home feeling you,
Holding me tight, yeah tight

Why on Earth moan?
Why should I moan?
'Cau-ause when we're a-lone
I'm okay you kno-o-ow

(instrumental)

Nights after hard days
Working just like a dog
This Fido's sleeping
Like a mastiff-size log

And when I get home to,
You, I know, I'll find
Supper-dish waiting
With a glass of red wine

Why on Earth moan?
Why should I moan?
'Cau-ause when we're a-lone
I'm okay you kno-o-ow

(instrumental)

Why on Earth moan?
Why should I moan?
Fi-i-do's got a bo-o-one
Ohhh he's got a bo-o-one

(instrumental transition)

Breathe deep, you slobbering hound
Chomp bites made of fresh ground round
Red setters sprawl on the rug so content
Another day's Alpo energy spent

Impassioned rovers wrestle as one
Chinese man raises pugs just for fun
New mother lays down and suckles her sons
Tiny dogs'll think, " Na-po-le-on "

Bold-hearted dog that drools at night
Removes the prowlers from our sight
In your eyes, it's black-and-white
Your breed has pride, which is right
A bitch is man's best true friend

(instrumental crescendo)

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Arwen - July 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent, Johnny! 5s...
Adagio - July 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Very good...esp. the late lament part...all of it (I was going to point out one line, but they all were good). 5's
John Barry - July 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Doggone funny, JD!
Michael Pacholek - July 10, 2004 - Report this comment
But we decide which is funny... and this ain't no illusion.
TJC - July 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Perfectly captures the original!
Johnny D - July 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Arwen: Thank you, Your Excellency!
Adagio: Glad you like it, fellow Moodies fan!
JB: WOOF!(appreciative bark)

MP:
Traveling on Pacholek Road
What will you find there?
Steinbrenner's praises are to-o-old
Red Sox maligned, thanks for your fives!

TJC: Of which song? j/k, thanks!
Johnny D - July 10, 2004 - Report this comment
I didn't specifically say thank-you to Adagio and JB, so, thanks, Adagio, and thanks, JB! ;-)
alvin rhodes - July 10, 2004 - Report this comment
that was delightfully disorienting to have those two songs smooshed together...i'm impressed
MasonR - July 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny D--great job! I agree with alvin rhodes, this was delightfully disorienting. Nice smush job in the other direction! Glad my parody inspired you!
Johnny D - July 10, 2004 - Report this comment
alvin: Glad to have delightfully disoriented you! Thanks!

MasonR: Thank you for your comment, your vote, and most of all, your inspiration!
The Beatles - July 11, 2004 - Report this comment
YIKES, A Rip Off Of One Of Our Songs!
Johnny D - July 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, Jessy "The Beatles" Leppert!
Green Bloodied Hound Dogs - July 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Woh, How Did You Know It Was Me?
Meriadoc - July 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Good one Johnny! Loved the soliloquy...
Johnny D - July 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Jessy: Just A Wild Guess, I Suppose!

Merry: Thanks!
Ashkicksass - July 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Sorry for the delay - I was wandering around Southern Utah looking for Petroglyphs all weekend. Anyway, I love the way Alvin said "delightfully disorienting." That hits it right on the head. Fabulous job!
Johnny D - July 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Ashkicksass! Why don't you write a parody that features the word "Petroglyph" ? It's a cool word --- since it means "stone writing", you could have all sorts of fun with it!
Ashkicksass - July 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Hmmm...challenge accepted.
Johnny D - July 12, 2004 - Report this comment
And you triumphed over the challenge with flying colors, Ashkicksass! Thanks for the preview. Your other readers will enjoy your new parody tomorrow!
FAB - July 15, 2004 - Report this comment
This is a great idea! It's very good.
Johnny D - July 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, FAB.

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