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Song Parodies -> "Wrong Time Reliever"

Original Song Title:

"Daydream Believer"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Monkees

Parody Song Title:

"Wrong Time Reliever"

Parody Written by:

Arwen

The Lyrics

Just when you think you've found Mr. Right...
Love how my guy'd sweetly sing
And he bought me thoughtful things
I didn't mind when he gave me a ring
One thing I found to despise
Was when he unzipped his fly
I can't express the horror it did bring

"Please do up your jeans
Sorry if it's mean
You're a wrong time reliever
We're in the Dairy Queen!"

He mort-i-fied me
Once, I stood there as he peed
While we stood wait-ing for the movie
What kind of message does it send?
Bladder control-less boyfriend
So was he crazy, or just smoking weed?

"Please do up your jeans
I don't think it's keen
You're a wrong time reliever
I'm sick of this routine!

Please do up your jeans
You're making a scene
As a wrong time reliever
In front of Martin Sheen!"

[Instrumental Interlude & Simultaneous Potty Break]

"Please do up your jeans
It's more than obscene
Mister Wrong Time Reliever
Please, not the trampoline!"

[Repeat and fade]

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Jeff Reuben - June 17, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL, but sometimes you just gotta drop trau =) I'd at least try to sneak around the back behind the dumpster though.
Olaf - June 17, 2005 - Report this comment
This is reminding me of when you tell your mens to pull there pants up please. http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/abba75.shtml Why you not liking your mens to express thereself, elf? But this is verry happy!
Stuart McArthur - June 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Surely there's an encyclopaedia on the way, Arwen, which we can flip through and relive memories of Bladder-Control-Less-Boyfriend and Tech-Fred and Wrong-Time-Reliever at our leisure - the over-the-top nutty wordplay in this was hilarious - 555
alvin rhodes - June 17, 2005 - Report this comment
my favorite of the day...delightfully goofy...5s
Kristof Robertson - June 17, 2005 - Report this comment
You've really, REALLY, gotta start vetting your boyfriends better, my dear.....this was a hoot, as expected. 555
Paul Robinson - June 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Oh, gee...I thought this was a Baseball parody...well, it is about someone who's balls are in the wrong place...and someone is making a judgement call about it..."Ball Five" (x 3)...
AFW - June 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Very clever title and funny content...especially, the Martin Sheen and Dairy Queen lines..
John Barry - June 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Laughed till I wet myself. When I saw the title, thought it was going to be about baseball.
Rick C - June 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Another crazy Arwen classic! 555
Michael Pacholek - June 17, 2005 - Report this comment
There's an old saying, Arwen: "It's better to be pissed off than pissed on."
Arwen - June 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Jeff...oh see, that's what I mean...YOU'RE classy about it...=) Thanks!

Olaf...always a pleasure to see you, my dear, sweet Scandinavian friend! Thanks a ton!

Stuart...The Encyclopedia of Arwenisms...complete with the four volume "How Men Shouldn't Be" set...should hit stores this fall...=) Thanks!

alvin...awww...I'm honored! Thank you!

Kristof...glad to know you expect greatness from me...or, at the very least, fairly decent owl impressions...=) Thanks!

Paul...hehehe...good call. Thanks a ton!

AFW...thanks...I did like the DQ line quite a bit...=)

John...you're not alone...maybe I should write one about baseball next....=) And you should probably change your pants...hehehe.

Rick...if I can achieve nothing more than instant classics, I'll be happy with my parody writing career...=) Thank you!

Michael...nice. Leave it to you to be the charmer...; ) Thanks!
Stuart McArthur - June 17, 2005 - Report this comment
um, think I might've picked up volume one of the latter on a pre-release ;-)
Jeff Reuben - June 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Very classy...It's all about knowing how to put the 'ass' in 'class'
Ashkicksass - June 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey, when you gotta go, you gotta go. And to Jeff, I know how to put the Kick in Ass. Does that count?
Arwen - June 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Stuart...while that may be possible...it won't do you a lot of good...revisions are ALWAYS being made...

Jeff...that's my boy! Hee!

Ash...it counts for me...that's all I know. Thanks!

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